Dr. Macdoo - Family Macdoo lyrics

This is the family Macdoo If we are crazy so are you This is the family Macdoo We're coming, we're coming, we're coming after you My uncle Tam's a football player who's always acting up He gets so many penalties. His team just won the cup My mother is a whistle tester weekend referee My brother Rob checks rubber bands for elasticity My big cousin Rory, hairdresser to the stars invented the tartan haircut when he bought a tattoo bar My little cousin Angus mixed Angus cows with a gnu When you're as rich as cousin Angus is, whatelse is there to do? Chorus: This is the family Macdoo If we are crazy so are you This is the family Macdoo We're coming, we're coming we're coming after you This is the family Macdoo It may sound crazy, but it's true This is the family Macdoo We're coming, we're coming, we're coming after you My father's making bagpipes out of sacks and copper tubes He mostly sells to plummers all those s**y pipey dudes My sister Jean she's got a dream, she'll be a fisherman But the closest she has been to fish is tuna in a can Chorus*2