Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde - Rappers Convention lyrics

[ Dr. Jeckyll ] Good evening everybody, yes, I'm glad you're here To all the people in the front and the people in the rear Well, you're gonna have fun, did you expect to see The number one master of the ceremony? Don't care if you ( ? ) Don't care if you're 10, 20 years old But when you hear this record you have a smile on your face Cause we're the men that's gonna rock the place We're like a peel of a lemon, juice of a lime The same Bat channel, the same Bat time Like the cold, cold ice that'll make you slip I dibby-dibby-dive and I dive and I dip Like the green for go, the red for stop First we rock the hip and then we rock the hop Like that merry-go-round or the rollercoaster ride You listened to Jeckyll, now here is Hyde [ Mr. Hyde ] Now Carter's winnin the race right now, and Kennedy's not far behind But they run into a new problem for the very first time It seems Iran's holdin 50 people and will not let them go They want the Shah in return, but Carter's sayin no So they raised the price on gasoline for the American car And while Khomeini's busy takin a nap the Shah goes to Panama You see, he's a slick old man, can't ya understand, he's got too much money to die He's makin Ayatollah Khomeini so mad the old man want to cry Yes, we been easy on Iran and we love to retaliate But we love to pick from the fruit of love and not bite from the apple of hate But we Americans gettin sick and tired of this political gong show So we're sendin our message over to Iran: Let our people go Now we been pushed around a lot but we're not afraid of war And Iran, your little cat and mouse game has really become a bore So we're tellin this to you nice and slow, so you can understand I walked, he walked, I jogged, he jogged, Iran, Iran, Iran, Iran [ Mr. Hyde ] Well, we are known from home to home [ Dr. Jeckyll ] And we're known around the world [ Mr. Hyde ] Yeah, we're known to fight the fellas [ Dr. Jeckyll ] And we're known to love the girls So we hang out all night till broad daylight [ Mr. Hyde ] So we're known for sleepin late [ both ] But when it's 9 o'clock and we begin to rock [ Dr. Jeckyll ] We're known to be the great [ Mr. Hyde ] So to the girls on the left [ Dr. Jeckyll ] The girls on the right [ both ] To the girls right over there [ Dr. Jeckyll ] You just remember one thing when you hear us sing [ Mr. Hyde ] That we've got your love affair And we want you to know that we're ready to go [ Dr. Jeckyll ] And we're set for a little romance And when we rock the microphone can't leave us alone [ both ] Cause we'll put you in a trance [ Mr. Hyde ] He's the J-e-c-k-y-double l [ Dr. Jeckyll ] And he's the H-y-d-e [ Mr. Hyde ] Baby doll, we got show and tell [ Dr. Jeckyll ] We got clientele [ both ] And originality [ Mr. Hyde ] So come on y'all let's have a ball [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Let's all have some fun Baby doll, just remember one thing when you hear us sing [ both ] That you've got the number one [ Mr. Hyde ] Well I think it's time for Dr. Jeckyll to rock So come Doc, it's your turn to rock [ Dr. Jeckyll ] I got a Ph.D. and a doctor's degree and I've studied around the world Baby doll, but one thing I've read and I've always said, that I can only examine the girls So when the ( ? ) comes and you catch a cold and you come down with the flu You just have no fear, my lovely dear, cause Dr. Jeckyll knows what to do I pick ya up and I fix ya up, I put you right back on your feet So when Friday night rolls around again you be rockin to the beat So if you want the best cure in the nation, look me up in my new location I got a brand-new spot on 116th, it's called Harlem World Where the DJ's rock and the fellas get loose and the girls let down their curls So just take a walk down the corridor and you will not miss my door Cause I am the good doc, just like Betty Crocker they always come back for more So when you look around for my office door you see my name in big golden speckles Says Chief Of Service In Charge Of Staff, the incredible Dr. Jeckyll So when you come to my office you walk through the door, please remember to close the gate Baby doll, cause when you come to see Dr. Jeckyll, get ready to operate So go on, go on, go on, go on, aw, hey, go on You just work the body, work, work the body Baby, rock that body, freak, freak the body If you could stop you would stop But since you can't stop you don't stop [ both ] So you don't stop the body rock [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Females [ Mr. Hyde ] Don't stop that body rock [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Fly guys [ Mr. Hyde ] Don't stop the body rock [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Everybody [ Mr. Hyde ] Don't stop that body rock [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Cause I'm mean, I'm keen, baby, always good I do my thing in your neighborhood I'm just standin here, I'm chillin, I'm doin my thing Cause I'm well off like the Burger King But I don't peddle burgers or sell french fries I'm just here, baby doll, to make your nature rise Go 1, 2, 3, 4, Mr. Hyde, what you're waitin for? [ Mr. Hyde ] For those of you who don't know me well, hello, it's Mr. Hyde I rock so hard, don't need credit cards, cause I'm known nationwide I got a Cadillac Seville, two98's and even a Rolls Royce I got money in the bank, the girls in check and I got a vicious voice [ both ] Now when we feel what we feel [ Mr. Hyde ] It's hard for us to tell you so Cause you may not be in the mood, girl, you just may not want to go [ both ] But when you feel what you feel [ Mr. Hyde ] You wanna keep yourself for me Cause you may have a boyfriend that you don't want me to see Now a lot of girls say it's a waste of time [ both ] Tryin to get Jeckyll and Hyde [ Mr. Hyde ] But if you keep us happy, girl [ both ] We'll keep you satisfied [ Mr. Hyde ] And it won't matter to us, girl, what your friend might say Cause if you ( ? ) [ both } We'll give your friends a play [ Mr. Hyde ] Now every day that pa**es by, every night I spend with you You could teach me how to punk rock [ both ] And we'll show you how to Patty Duke [ Mr. Hyde ] And he may say sweet things and promise you security But can he rock the microphone like Dr. Jeckyll and me? [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Well, before we go we just want you to know [ Mr. Hyde ] Better who you been listenin to [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Check it out now, baby, baby doll, while I tell you, hah [ Mr. Hyde ] Who we are and what we do [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Well I am Dr. Jeckyll [ Mr. Hyde ] You know what girls, I am Mr. Hyde We stay up all night till the broad daylight [ both ] Just makin our vicious rhymes [ Mr. Hyde ] We're two fly, fly guys and if you give us a try [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Girls, you'll be satisfied Cause on the license plates of our 89 [ both ] It says "Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde" [ Dr. Jeckyll ] So a lot of people often wonder why we're the number one [ Mr. Hyde ] Is while the other MC's try their best to please [ both ] While we're just havin fun [ Dr. Jeckyll ] So go up, down, round and round and then you slip and slide [ Mr. Hyde ] And just remember one thing when you hear us sing, you are rockin with Jeckyll & Hyde [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Females you are rockin with Jeckyll & Hyde [ both ] Fly guys you are rockin with Jeckyll & Hyde [ Dr. Jeckyll ] Everybody [ both ] You are rockin with Jeckyll & Hyde So turn the record to the flipside