Dr. Frank - Monkey lyrics

I'm sorry I misplaced your monkey It was a careless thing to do But are you aware I spend all my spare time Missing you? And I know you've been dreaming Of a simian surprise And all I ever do is think about you And your lovely eyes But I love you more than words can say And words can say a lot Though often they do not I contemplate you day and night More beautiful than any star I'm your mate, you're my mate And we don't need some primate To show us what we are, right? But I still owe you a monkey And I'll get on it right away But you may regret it if you ever get it They're mischievous, so they say But I love you more than anything And if that sounds too vague I'd cut off my left leg for you And I'd avoid other girls like the plague If you were here I'd beg you to stay What more can I say? Happy Monkeyless Valentines Day