(johnny guitar) Since you tried to k** me i've got nothing to say You sent some boys around to blow my kneecaps away I know i burned your house down and i smashed up your car I know i spent your giro in the public bar But all that didn't happen just by accident I tried to light my f*g i thought the match was spent I borrowed a sledge hammer just to pound out the dents Baby why do you treat me this way? A knock came on the door while you were looking for work The man who had the shotgun went completely berserk I'm very glad you trained your little dog to attack They perforated him while escaped out the back I'm only phoning up to say i love you still And i just can't believe that you have had your fill You can't get rid of me because i'm too hard to k** Baby why do you treat me this way? I'm trying to make it up to you i'm gonna' put it right To show there's no hard feelings i'm coming back tonight I know you really love me, i don't care what you say And anyway i'm coming back to stay Well that's my final word i think i'll leave it at that I know you miss your dog and so i'm bringing my cat The place it looks a mess like it was hit by a bomb We can't afford a daily so i'll bring round my mom And she'll bring her equipment and she'll polish your floors And she can bring my brother who can re-hang your doors And all you'll have to do is cook a dinner for four Baby why do you treat me this way?