Dr. Dre - 2 Hard Mutha's lyrics

[Intro] Eazy-E: Yo Dre where's the goddamn drum machine? Dr. Dre: Ah sh**, I left the motherf**er with Pooh Eazy-E: You dumb motherf**er what the f** we gon' do now? Dr. Dre: I don't know Yella: Hey man I got some drums in the back Dr. Dre: What the f** is he talking bout MC Ren: Do we look like we can play some f**ing drums? Yella: Man I can play the drums Everyone: Bullsh**! Yella: Man I used to f** it up at Compton High Eazy-E: You motherf**ing high MC Ren: You fat guy Yella: Bullsh**! MC Ren: Give this n***a some sticks *Drum roll* MC Ren: Yo, f** it up Yella [Verse 1: MC Ren] Yo we're two hard motherf**ers Taking out any punk a** s**ers Can you believe this? if so be frightened Were strong as f**, with the power of a titan Setting a mark of destruction get it So don't front, and say you ain't with it You wanna rumble with us you can't hang Because we're something like a two man gang Starting some sh** is what we do best Just care about ourself and say f** the rest So yo Eazy (wa**up), bust it and shoot to k** And tell these stupid motherf**ers the deal [Verse 2: Eazy-E] I look you dead in the eye then I spit (yeah) I tell you to your face punk you ain't sh** (you ain't sh**) I don't give a god damn about feelings I'm just happy just as long as I'm k**ing A 187's in progress, n***a Just as soon as I pull this trigger Automatic heavily, I start firing And the kids on the block, I'm the one they're admiring A bad mouth n***a on the violent tip I catch you talking some sh** and I'mma bust your lip Now who you gonna tell that I'm making you soft The police ain't sh** cause I'm paying 'em off I move slow, always ready to go so f** it (so f** it) And b**hes on my dick, they know that they can s** it I'm a hardhead, always having a fit When I'm not allowed to tear up sh** I'm a hard motherf**er (I'm hard motherf**er) [Hook] Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers [Verse 3: MC Ren] Now look at me I'm a crazed b**h With a gangster profanity pitch Ren is a n***a that don't give a f** To a p**y a** fool trying to press his luck I'm ready to scrap that's if you're ready to go I'll take you out going toe to toe E will start a conversion and hit you from the back While you getting f**ed by a ruthless jack Critical condition is what you receive Thinking of some back up to go and retrieve But Eazy tell what would happen my man (They would get f**ed up by a ruthless clan) So it's simple, we don't give a f**, right? So you and your boy can get the f** out my sight I'm on tilt with cla** getting ready to blast Cause I'm a hard motherf**er [Hook] Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers [Eazy-E] Eazy and Ren is f**ing it up again Scheming up a plot before we begin Because n***as like to stare like a b**h sometimes They say how could them n***as have some hell of a rhymes [MC Ren] It's simple tell 'em what we mean When the two baddest motherf**ers step on the scene [Eazy-E] Now this is some sh** [MC Ren] Yo what are you saying [Eazy-E] You stupid motherf**ers, they think I'm playing Talking all kind of sh** of sh** but I'm cracking it up I can afford to laugh cause I'm backing it up I'm not a buster I'm more like a hitman So if you don't wanna throw then you can get down You don't like the f** away from me So you can stop the sh**, trying to f** the E [MC Ren] You heard what he said and it's the truth so whats up So if you want me to go well I'm about to nut up The two baddest motherf**ers alive So I don't think that you and your boys can survive You gotta girl, well if she's good to go I bet me and E already f**ed the ho A train was in effect and your b**h was rocked By a hell of a n***a that was hard to stop [Eazy-E] Yo Ren lets jet let's get the f** on out [MC Ren] Because everybody knows what we're talking about We're two hard motherf**ers [Hook] Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers Two of the hardest motherf**ers Like that like that Break it down again, come on Yella break it down Can I get a another role (one time) It little simple for you Break it down to break shine Let me get a funky role right here Aight on the 3, on the 2 Ah yeah here we go y'all, break it down on the 1 Here we go, let me get a funky role right here Two times, two time, two time..