Dr. Demento - I'm a Christmas Tree lyrics

I'm a Christmas Tree I'm a Christmas Tree Everybody hangs their ornaments on me! I'm a Christmas Tree I'm a Christmas Tree People throw me out on New Year's Eve! Oh, Santa Claus! Oh, Santa Claus! He breaks lots of laws! He trespa**es! He breaks and enters! He travels all around the world without a valid pa**port! I'm a Hanukkah Bush! I'm a Hanukkah Bush! I got-- I mean I'm a lot like... A Jewish Christmas tree! But I'm not...