I sit at home and watch the phone ring The revelation has begun (the revelation has begun) Some say that I need help but they dont realize Insanity just sounds like so much fun No more crossing in the walkways No even cares if Im on time Please be polite and just ignore me The perfect scam hatched by the perfect mind Taking pills now every morning My license to be f**ed up all the time Ive become good friends with the walls and traffic signs Screaming at the cars as they drive by No more crossing in the walkways No even cares if Im on time Please be polite and just ignore me The perfect scam hatched by the perfect mind Ive never been so sane