Hey, I'm walking with my woman, she got great big feet Long, lean and angry, she ain't had nothing to eat But she's my woman, and I love her just the same She's a fine looking woman, and Caldonia is her name Now here we go! Caldonia, Caldonia, what makes your big head so hard I love her, yeah, I love her just the same Give me that now I'm crazy about the woman, 'cause Caldonia is her name Can we do it once more? Caldonia, Caldonia, what makes your big head so hard, oh Caldonia, Caldonia, Caldonia