Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank god you're here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my bu*t-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery Come and share a treat with me I can't recall the last time I washed my feet We're in for a treat Here's my shoes - Enjoy And here's my socks - Enjoy Make the most of my toe toast Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank God you're here I queefed - Enjoy Smell my feces - Enjoy Sniff my a** whilst I pa** gas Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy