[Hook] High heels so high We suffer for fashion, but why? They've got a power you can't deny High heels so high [Verse 1] It started with the Persian cavalry Admired by The French aristocracy They wore high heels in the heat of war The trend spread to the palace floor Far removed from practicality High heels were the height of masculinity Worn by King Louis the XIV Higher than his kingdom had ever seen [Hook] High heels so high We suffer for fashion, but why? They've got a power you can't deny High heels so high [Verse 2] Who could forget, Marie Antoinette? Excess without a single regret So high with her feet up at Versailles Meanwhile, leaving her people to die High heels. Unfashionable Just like women, irrational Monarchy is so last season The feet of the elite smell like treason [Hook] High heels so high We suffer for fashion, but why? They've got a power you can't deny High heels so high [Verse 3] High heels were out of style At least for a while Women in pants, women on wheels It's hard to march in high heels Regrettably, p**nography brought back high heels for eternity They say a picture's worth a thousand words High heels accentuate a woman's curves So exotic, made erotic Forever and ever [Hook] High heels so high We suffer for fashion, but why? They've got a power you can't deny High heels so high High heels so high Break through that ceiling, it's time We've got the power to decide High Heels so high [Outro] High heels Who says they're only for women? The future of high heels is only beginning Feminine and gentlemen we're all walking around in them High Heels so high