[Verse One] Check it You are the bestest Here's a confession I poured my f**in' heart into that text message And then you had the nerve to say that I was not invested Now i'm up late smokin' cigarettes with no discretion Wishin' i'm the one you call when you can't stop your stressin' Hope that when we f**ed that one time that you don't regret it... Kickin' in your sleep baby, why you so restless? The way you f**in' drink girl, i think it's so precious I got all the syrup baby let me make you breakfast I know you never sleep but you can come sleep in my bed, next to me... oh Next to me... oh [Verse Two] I know it's only when you're drunk when you express affection I cherish you more than my comic book collection I thought you felt the same but I guess I was just being deperate Now I know just how you feel so I guess I stand corrected Feels like the first time i've rapped and really f**ing meant it Thought about you every night... during my senetence But then when you left you made me learn a lesson This time I won't forget it... [Verse Three] Now i'm sittin' here almost every single night and i'm drinkin' to excess And it's a little bit depressin' And it's gettin' too expensive And I know that you expect it but... I'll be thinkin' 'bout the past while you forget the present... oh... Oh no... oh... Oh... oh... Oh no... [Bridge] So I guess this is the last time That i f**in' pa** rhymes On any b**h or chick that tells me that she doesn't have time I won't even ask twice She won'thave to ask why [Hook] Baby cut it out now we both know you ain't that fly... Baby cut it out now we both know you ain't that fly... Baby shut your mouth now... [Verse Four] So these days i'm living east, I could give a f** less I know it's hard for you but you should really think of what's next Police profile me because I am always a suspect I try to change my ways but I can't seem to change the subject I barely keep composure because I am always a wreck I called you at like three am, you insist we must text You think that i'm not into you but sometimes I don't want s** But let's be f**in' honest girl i'm trying to get you undressed Yeah... [Verse Five] We hit the f**in' party, then we cause a f**in' ruckus Then that sh** gets busted, now we're out the backdoor runnin' From the motherf**in' cops, who be gunnin' to come f** us It was so much f**in' fun until we ended up in cuffs I got charged with possession, i got charged with disruption I guess it's 'cause i'm messed up and i'm actin' out in public Yeah it s**s to s** I'm just grindin' my last buck And i'm just tryin' to get f**ed But i'm not tryin' to get f**ed with [Bridge] Be careful 'round me baby i'm a s**er for seduction It's only when i'm sober that I barely even function [Hook] Nights blurred, drunken... Bad habits, tucked-in... You know what? f** it f** it Nights blurred, drunken... Bad habits, tucked-in... You know what? f** it f** it Hashtag, s*ut Twins [Verse Six] I love my f**in' friends, party til the world ends We'll be smokin' cigarettes and we'll be drinkin' in abundance We make our own damn rules, we don't need f**in' instructions Live off destruction Addicted to dysfunction I guess 'm all about that life from day one I was s**ed in You and I, up all night, f**ed up, again Goddamn I f**in' love this But back to my confession I almost forgot to mention Yeah that ever since I met you I knew right then i'd been abducted, well f** it I'm dane dopeRock and I need no introduction [Outro] It's time for shots, my rhymes will stop and none of this has sunk-in