Doom squad - Captain Chronic lyrics

So you trying to get something to bring them nerves down to huh bro Yeah, I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores, right? Right Riiiight Watch me do my shuffle I don't shuffle (I don't shuffle) [Chorus] I don't even know what day it is Week it is, month it is, year it is When I get to blazin' this Pa** it an I'm gonna get back to mine And every time I hit this spliff It put me back in line [Trippz] Please take the number off the back of that baggie And Instagram that ba*tard, hashtag me And we don't ever gotta f** around with swag weed Because we got enough dealers in the fa-a-amily Haters always try to get mad at me Cause every where I go I buy [? ?] We on the anthem See me on the tandem Keep it on the random Location when you plantin' seeds Yea, and we don't smoke 'n drive We just choke 'n chive Till we hear jokes inside If weed didn't exist I'd probably croak and die And if she was a person She'd get smoked alive (Hey there!) Oh my, how did I ever get so high? Smokin' weed stupid! I have no idea what's going on [Chorus: x2] [Ninelivez] I started smoking weed cause I had nothing to do Twelve years later I stay high rockin' nothing but blue And purple, smokin' blunts let me know I'm alive Couple joints by my side, and a Colt .45 b**h I'm high, this is how I carry out my day Got a cup a Tanqueray, and some Mary on the way Gettin' faded off the green, wavy off the lean Percocet's and some E and everything in-between The way I smoke, ain't no joke Blaze enough Kush to make ya f**ing peon's choke My man Leon, said to be on the high we on To lace up the blunt with Ninelivez to feed on They say once you smoke weed, you never go back And I been high ever since, we'll just leave it at that I was smokin' weed with this b**h right 'N she was smokin' weed out her p**y Took one hit n pa**ed out I was like “Damn shorty!” [Chorus: x2] [Kryple] Yo, pa** the papers and the weed, maybe a little hash Gon' roll myself a little somethin' sticky in a flash Gettin' high, that's the only thing that get me by Ten blunts later and I'm still feelin' fine I'm fried, got a basement full of garbage Weed stems, roaches, scattered across the carpet f** a mop, f** a broom, f** a job, f** a school I'd rather rap, smoke weed and pop shrooms Kush is my cologne, I'm a typical stoner Love weed so much, it almost give me a bo*er When it come to my studio sessions, you know what u-up You ain't rollin through unless you rollin' u-up Yea we kick it, a bar laid And if you sittin' in the room, homie you partaking See it's puff puff pa** When you puff my gra** Pa** it the f** over man [Chorus x2]