Intro: Ras Ka** That's some real sh** Sometimes I be watching, you know what I'm saying The little videos and sh** I just be trying to imagine them b**hes f** faces, you know? I can't help it dog, I got dreams too (what) Yo Doo Wop, what's wrong with a n***a? Tell B.I.G. rest in peace Verse One: Ras Ka** As I sit back relax drinkin Alize and 'Yak (Cognac) And lust over R&B b**hes with wide gaps I fantasize at night if I can up Lauryn Hill Just to show her how that thing really feel It's really ill what the dilly with T-Boz and Chili? I'd rather have this big dick than a Big Willie Cause TLC know they love Scrubs I f** Left Eye in the pa**enger seat of my man VW Bug Wanna G Alliyah But Mya look flyer BIG said she looked scary but I'd still f** Mariah Shanice is a piece plus the p**y is deep Kelly Price look aight but she to obese To say the least Veronica's skins is in the top ten Don't need a dil*o to break Monifah sh** again Deborah Cox is hot let me lick that p**y up I had a crush on you since MTV The Cut What? I'm just chinky eyed chocately cute The girl is mine me and Monica knockin' da boots As Brandy too crew She like it wow from the back Getting her braids pulled while her a** get smacked Remember Fresh Prince, Tatyana Ali Now she old enough to pee so now she old enough for me homey Late night with a fifth of JD's whisky 'Cause I gotta be pissy drunk to f** that b**h Missy Chorus: Doo Wop (repeat 4X) Where my b**hes at? From the front to back I wanna hit that Verse Two: Ras Ka** f** some Taco Bell, "Yo quiero Jennifer Lopez" Fat a** dough legs I switch my last name to Ropez It's true, I love 702 Divine got hazel eyes, bang em blind like Mr Magoo Erykah Badu is cool but 'Dre is my dog Got the Spice Girls taking turns hummin' my balls Tell me what's the Total when the n***as attract Kima and Keisha in a menage with Pam and Da Brat Has to escape Xscape they was trying to rape me Raven Symone is statutory wait until she 18 I'd bang all 3 cuties from Blaque, believe that Without make-up Elusion is wack like two f**in sleestacks Chante Moore fly though but she probably know Tae-Bo Destiny's Child is wild plus I want to try 4, wait Who's them five white b**hes wearing pink, hah My bad that's them 'n***as' N'Sync I'd bang Les Nubians from France to the Motherland Stretch Mona Lisa like a rubber band with no rubber man Faith is off limits but Mary J can get it Them big a** lips known to cold s** a good dit-ick One little black a** core but I like my chickens extra crispy Slide down Whitney and her mom Sissy But Bobby probably k** so chill Had Tamia walking wobbly stealing meals from Grant Hill Chorus