I'm a reasonable prudent person Drive a reasonable prudent car Got my reasonable prudent lady On my reasonable prudent arm With two reasonable prudent children And a dog out in the barn Thinking "Oh, what a good boy am I" Went to a reasonable prudent college In a reasonable prudent town Wherethe reasonable prudent daydream Is find a girl and settle down Start a reasonable prudent business Have some kids and move uptown Singing "Oh, what a good boy am I" Doctor patient Penitent priest Find out what it means to me I never did a thing to In all my life I'm a reasonable prudent person Can't say I had a ball But on my way to the top Never did I fall What do you do when you get To the top of the corporate ladder And realize over all That all this time you were Climbing up so faithfully But the ladder was against The wrong wall Oh, what a good boy am I Oh, what a good boy am I Oh, what a good boy am I Oh, what a good boy am I