[Hook] Baby, you're the baddest Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh Nobody else matters Nobody else matters girl and uh We're kissing in the bathroom We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh I hope nobody catch us But I kinda hope they catch us [Verse 1] A New York nine's an everywhere-else six Timewise: the opposite goes for chicks I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on West End He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig Most hoes poke holes in Trojans Most people don't f** and hit the lotto but my folks did I'm a mess That don't rhyme with sh**, it's just true Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you When I'm depressed you're someone I run to But, I guess meet me at Pianos They cross-fadin' off of Nanos Ugh, on that hipster sh** And you's a hipster, b**h Yo, but not in the lame way Like, you ain't livin' out in BK Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ Like, she listenin' to old Freeway Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different Right, that's why your friends need wristbands? f** you Can I have this dance? [Hook] Baby, you're the baddest Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh Nobody else matters Nobody else matters girl and uh We're kissing in the bathroom We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh I hope nobody catch us But I kinda hope they catch us Baby, you're the baddest Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh Nobody else matters Nobody else matters girl and uh We're kissing in the bathroom We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh I hope nobody catch us But I kinda hope they catch us [Verse 2] We could pretend if you want to, like We in love and started datin' at your art school Cause either way we both lyin' more than half of the time Except for when I'm home workin' on your graphic design Every time we see each other I'm takin' you home Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stallone Yellow-911-Persian-girl-in-the-back car But me writin' a verse would be the only way they buyin' a bar White boys used to trip and send me over a gin But they busy showin' off each other Indian friend She got ironic tattoos on her back That ain't ironic b**h, I love Rugrats Watchin' lames handle they fame They bang any broad with bangs In a band with an animal name Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson an*llin' anyone is the plan for the evening I'm kidding, stop Girl cryin' on Ludlow She still look good though Love is Eastside, who are you to hate? Movie a**, not a 10 but a Super 8 You ain't see me at the show, I was super great Hotel penthouse, go on and let it ruminate City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on Did everything I could, then I kept goin' [Hook] Baby, you're the baddest Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh Nobody else matters Nobody else matters girl and uh We're kissing in the bathroom We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh I hope nobody catch us But I kinda hope they catch us Baby, you're the baddest Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh Nobody else matters Nobody else matters girl and uh We're kissing in the bathroom We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh I hope nobody catch us But I kinda hope they catch us [Bridge] Ooh girl, I wanna know Are you ready to cry? Cause I'm no good, no good Ooh girl, I wanna try I'm an awful guy and I'm always away And I'm tryin' to say I'm a piece of sh** Believe in this I'm tellin' you Cause we barely knew, what we had I'm not that bad, the fun we had Ooh [Hook] Baby, you're the baddest Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh Nobody else matters Nobody else matters girl and uh We're kissing in the bathroom We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh I hope nobody catch us But I kinda hope they catch us Baby, you're the baddest Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh Nobody else matters Nobody else matters girl and uh We're kissing in the bathroom We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh I hope nobody catch us But I kinda hope they catch us