ONE MC, ONE DELAY LYRICS Chorus One MC and one delay We rock the party with no DJ One MC and one delay Who rock the party with no DJ? Verse 1 I ain't afraid of dying 'cause I'm a laser lion And better days arrive upon a maze of blind men Marching on an amazing high, they give me Nine-eight hey's when I raise a five Razor fine, cutting edge, on occasion I Might light up in the backroom raising eyes And their brows, how's that-a-make your crazy ties Spin around your red necks when I plagiarize Blaze a fire from your mouth, keep the place alive Shatter batteries, effects, and a case of wine Okay so fine, you're Mr. Big Man on the ba** line If you play so fine, have a taste of mine I'm like a trapped criminal, face the crime My track's a little more evasive, I'm A complacent mind in the place of trying You can find me in the right place and time (Chorus) Verse 2 No I'm not content, I could have rocked a tent Full of fans, hock the pen, pull up my pants And go panting: oxygen Not a damn thing green on my side, hop the fence 'Cause I got the necessary documents A good word from all the former occupants Of the house, but not before I locked 'em in With a mouse, ate the key, my compliments are free But it will cost you confidence, to be an optimist Can take an optic lens bigger than Canada Granted a lot depends on sk** Off the bend to an awkward end of will Is where the recommended walk begins 'til reason might freeze, turn talk to sense And if I never write a thesis? doctorates? Pfffft! I'll write a rhyme and go talk to heads... (Chorus) Verse 3 And when the going gets tough, a lot of cats run scared This is it, a physical whip on your rear I'll be knockin' on your door sayin' "ay yo yo" Knockin' on your head sayin' "ay yo yo" 'Cause police don't handle people like Johnson And these dope vandals are takin' the town, son A menace to Venice, embarra**in' Paris Harrison Ford -type charismatic gunners goin' frantic With arms so heavy, might tear the place down Ass destruction! Everybody face down! D to the J to the B to the B to the A to the B-S-U-R-D 'Cuz it's bigger than hiphop, bigger than life It's bigger than your momma and it's bigger than your wife Gettin' bigger by the minute, takin' over the nation These words from the beatback radio station (Chorus)