Dj Quik - Tanqueray lyrics

Huh, now don't come to my party if you don't wanna get drunk It's me and my n***as and we puffin' on a skunk 'Cus it's true when I'm bent and I'm f**in' I can last long With some Gin and a grin 'cus my co*ks grown Now don't trip ho, you like to get bent too Hit the Thai, run, get ya coochie in bent too By a n***a that'll make ya sick You know me, yeah Now let me tell you about a party that I threw last year n***as kept haulin' that party over here Too many n***as so I had to get a keg of Budweiser But it had me pissin' down my leg So I bought somethin' that'll last longer Somethin' a little harder, somethin' a little stronger Somethin' that'll definitely make your day So what you say muthaf**a want some Tanqueray? Now the n***as up on it went got some orange juice 'Cus they know that Tanqueray'll get them hoes loose Fillin' up your gla**, boy you tryin' to trip n***a you can't handle full gla**, fool take a sip But I'm not stingy so I filled it to the rim He went up in my kitchen with a b**h named Kim Straight bareback in the p**y he dove Huh, bustin' nuts all on my stove from drinking that Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine Little green bottle got you outta ya mind So if you want to get bent in a big-o' way Come on and drink a little Tanqueray Now the party started jumpin' and the music got loud A hand full of n***as done turn into a crowd Out my control the party started hoppin' And the more that n***as drunk, the more that started droppin' sh**, my house got f**ed up for certain With beer on my carpet, gum on my curtain n***as in my front yard bendin' up the fence Havin' a f**in' great time all at my expense But I can't trip because I'm knowin' n***as gon' be n***as and that's just the way sh**'s goin' But 'bout damn time, I got a visit from the crew Playa Hamm and Shabby Bleu With some b**hes hollin' (Hey, where the party at?) I said, "The party's in my pants in ya monkey's kind a fat" "Naw I'm just bull sh**tin' come on in" Now it was two bad b**hes but they had an ugly friend Then the ho decided that she wanted to dance Spilled Boo Farm, all on my pants Plus she was spokin' like a fingero ho But I didn't say a goddamn thing 'cus I didn't know Then she and [unverified] started havin' a fit Talking about (All y'all rappin' n***as ain't sh**) So I spit in her face and socked the ho in lip And dragged the b**h outta my tent 'Cus I was full of that Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine Little green bottle got you outta ya mind So if you want to get bent in a big-o' way Come on and drink a little Tanqueray Check it, now the b**h straight skated but then she rolled back Came up in the party wit a strap, co*ked it Jack, spotted it, hit her on the head and speed knotted it b**h dropped the strap and I got it Rat pack time n***as, stop The lights came on and the b**h got dropped It was party over here and party over there Till the n***as trippin' and started pullin' out her hair Now it really wouldn't nice to see When they beat a b**h down and drag her a** out in the street "And you ain't getting yo gat back showty" Put it in pocket went back to the pawty And everybody kicked it for the rest of the night Huh, bud straight facin' and the vibe was right Wouldn't no mo' strappin' everything was okay Each everybody up skated 'cus we was outta that Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine Little green bottle got you outta ya mind So if you want to get bent in a big-o' way Come on and drink a little Tanqueray Tanqueray'll have ya feelin' so fine Little green bottle got you outta ya mind So if you want to get bent in a big-o' way Come on and drink a little Tanqueray La, la, la La, la, la La, la, la ...