DJ Jazzy Jeff - Go See The Doctor 2K7 lyrics

[Intro] [Twone talking] Hello Doc? Yeah, I don't mean me...I go this friend...and um, I'm callin' on his behalf cause he was kinda embarra**ed like, what would he do if he went to use the bathroom and he felt like, a burning sensation? Naah, I'm not talkin' about me...I'm callin' for him. Aiight you got me... [Verse One: Twone Gabz] I got a secret, I'mma let you in It's cool you might laugh, I'mma let you grin I'mma let you say what you say, at the end of the day I learned from it so I'm okay (okay!) I had a date with Lisa dawg And this girl was sushi cause she was raw And when that a** pa**ed all you could say was "aaaah" She was a good girl too, can do no wrong Till one day we was sippin' an island long Tequila in it so you know what I was on My eyes was on Her a** and thong Like osteoporosis I'm tryin' to bone I'm like, "Hey good lookin', what you got cookin'?" Got on hard and stuck my dook in Round one, round two like boxer's cuz Except I wasn't wearing no boxin' gloves It feel good, so far though She was Lucy and I was Ricky Ricardo It felt great when penetratin' Three days later I felt this sensation like [Hook: Twone Gabz] It wasn't worth it to me, now it hurts when I pee When I pee "I'm burn- I'm burnin' up" Man I ain't lyin' sh**, it feel like I shoot fire from my dick "I'm burn- I'm burnin' up" It's so hot (hot, hot, hot) "I'm burn- I'm burnin' up Man that girl was proper, man I had to pop her Three days later, go see the doctor [Verse Two: Twone Gabz] sh**, I ain't the only one, y'all know too Crazy situations we all go through My n***a T.P. call him "Pretty Ricky" He was just tellin' me he crushed some cold thing, man He didn't give me all the details ?? so deep with it it even had sea shells I'm like "Whoa for real?" That girl must've dove for real He said just last night He swears that he waxed that a** right Said that the s** so good it could give the blind sight Make the deaf hear, make my mind speak I'm like, "That's deep, she a bonified freak." He said, "Yeah I put it on her, you know me dawg I took a win for the team she's a trophy dawg." Dawg, he party with her like he's in Vegas Got a call from him three days later when he's said... [Hook] [Verse Three: Twone Gabz] Havin' s** is like a hustle on the corner One day you might be a goner Mess up your life you can't get a loner So you can play Russian Roulette if you wanna But you grown, you gon' do what you gonna Do anyway, I'm just tryin' to warn ya Before s**, put protection on ya Or get fired up, burnin' hot like a sauna [Hook]