Well I was cool and sitting by the phone and waiting for A ring with a female voice or a date or An invitation to a nightclub for some minglin' But ahh...my phone started jinglin' Picked it up I checked the Rolex first I call one of my regulars worst come to worst I said hello But the voice sounded nervous Baby relax FP at your service The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice I met you last week at that club called the Paradise I said yeah babe I'd like to go their again Get dressed and you better be flossy at ten Hung up the phone and checked the mirror Sort of like ESP I could hear her Heart beating encaged with the groove And all I could say to myself was damn this boy is smooth So I pulled up to the club at the gate where they let celebs in Entre booted a Porsche 9-11 then Girls took a look at me and started to break Ladies come down I've already got a date Cruised up front and I was happy to find her Tantalizing tasty tune named Tanya I said hey yo babe let's not go in the place yet Come on hop in I got Luther in the tape deck I kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty She said let's go some place and chill, I said really honey We went to the beach to take a little walk I found out I was smoother than I thought My hands like Maverick started to wander Left and right then wound up behind her Face to face and chest to chest and ohh like a spindle of silk Yo this boy is smooth Here it is verse tres Back at my place The scene was set because I set it before I left Girl I'm like a tool grab me and use me Where do you want me by the fireplace or the jacuzi I never slipped yo I got my grip like a handle Turn down the lights and lit up a candle A bottle of chilled champagne right beside me Radio booming pumpin' the Isley's Maybe I'll grab her and give her a kiss Or kick her a line on the smooth Billy Dee tip Or maybe I'll take her outside where the pool's at Smack it up flip it nah I'm too cool for that Ahh I know what I'll do Hold her tightly and caress for a little while Make it gentle and slow not faster Pause for the cause and heres a word from the master Yo I'm the J-A double D Jazzy Smooth as self smooth than I have to be Knowing acknowledged recognized that that's the king of the groove And I'm the man that blessed FP is smooth Hey yo J take me out...