"L.A.! Californ-I-A!" (repeat 4X) It all started on a Saturday night, I was at the Tilt Faded off a eightball, when I got the phone call I recognized the voice right off the bat Octavia, a.k.a. the neighbor-hood-rat I used to run up in her but I had to play broke Cause the b**h was known to twist mo' than hundred spokes Talkin bout a party she was givin and n***as was dippin She wanted me and my crew to come through and I couldn't find CJ, Toones was out of town And Mack and Cube wasn't out nowhere to be found And all that bendin solo sh**, played out with Cooley High Even in the movie Damon caught a black eye b**h! Ain't no peace treaty motherf**ers is losin In nineteen-ninety-eight, ain't too many n***as trucin' So what makes you think I'm comin out tonight ho? You must be on Triple D: Dick, Dope and Dynamite She kept claimin that security was tight And if I came, we'd both be comin tonight So I jumped off my kizznouch, grabbed a coat and my coat Picturin my dick all down this b**h throat Loaded up my heater, took the black nina Jumped in my rizzide, headed for the Westside Rollin in the rigga with the naughty Bumpin "Flashlight" fool, headed for the party "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} Uh-huh, uh-huh, f**in with house party "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} sh** ain't safe "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} Kids don't try this at home "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" It's goin down, the music got the whole block blastin And all I see is titties and b**hes with big a**es I couldn't make it through, I had to go back And park around the corner cause the street was packed So now I'm bailin to the party, eyes damn near shut Heater on my side, plus I'm high as f** Straight trippin off 40's, hoodrats and sh** With n***as names tatted on they ankles and wrists And all these Cutla**es next to empty bottles of Hennesey An early indication of g**nin activity Got to the do', no security in sight Just n***as ridin on me, what that whoopty-woop like? I felt like I straight mark, walkin in the house Gettin punked by n***as too young to get in Magic Mountain So I rolled back on em, right on the spot Told em, "f** your set!" That's when I heard the music stop "Hey n***a what that stand for on your arm?" "Ni-n***as havin cash" "You mean n***as havin a collision" "Get that n***a!" "Don't let that n***a fall! Don't let him fall!" Stretched out on the flo', gettin f**ed up All I saw was knucklehammers and bottom of n***as Chuck's b**hes screamin, "Kick that n***a a** for me!" He's teemin on my dome, ain't no motherf**in sympathy I grabbed my heat and started dumpin, hit the back do' Scotch free loc and who did I see? Octavia, p**y wet, drunk on the ground Pa**ed out on her stomach with her pants hangin down "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} sh** ain't no joke loc, f**in with a house party! "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} n***as is gettin gunned down "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} Ha hah, I don't know about where y'all from But it ain't goin down where I'm from f**in with a house party! "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} sh** is real, check it out Woke up the next day, little cut on my arm One on my eyes and head, more knots than Berry Farm Called the ho up and cussed her punk a** out She had the nerve to ask why a n***a turned the party out? n***a I scream on that b**h, I banged on that b**h Nutted up on that b**h, hung up on the b**h Stank-a** skank got n***as crossin enemy lines I should've stayed home and listened to my first mind Cause now a n***a's layin down mad at the world Lookin like the Elephant Man with a jheri curl Sittin at k**a King with forty-fo' stitches f**in with these parties and these punk a** b**hes f** a house party! "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} Ha hah, youknowhatI'msayin? f**in with a house party! "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} This sh** is real loc, youknowhatI'msayin? "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} Ay Toones, tell these motherf**ers f**in with a house party "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} Ain't nuttin but motherf**in bandana swingin "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} Y'all know what time it is Bandana season loc, ha hah "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} f**in with a house party! "L.A.! Californ-I-A!" {WC} f**in with a house party!