Dirty Sanchez - Sex Dwarf lyrics

Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh *gasp* Uh (repeat 2 more) Isn't it nice Sugar and spice Luring disco dollies to a life of vice I can make a film Make you my star You'll be a natural the way you are I would like you on a long, black leash I will parade you down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggie Walk my little s** dwarf We can make a scene We'll be a team Making the headlines Sounds like a dream When we hit the floor You just watch them move aside WE will take them for a ride of rides They all love your miniature ways You know what they say about small boys Sex Dwarf Sex Dwarf Sex Dwarf I'm in a Rolls Royce Look it's so huge It's big and it's gold With my dumb chauffer Looking to procure Run little doggie Lurid disco dolly Run my little s** dwarf I feel so lonely Get my little camera Take a pretty picture Sex dwarf In a gold Rolls Making it with the dumb chauffer Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice Luring disco dollies to a life of vice Sex Dwarf Isn't it nice? Luring disco dollies to a life of vice We can make an outfit for my little s** dwarf To match the gold Rolls And my dumb chauffer We'll all look so good We'll knock 'em cold Knocking 'em gold In black and gold We can have playtime In my little playroom Disco dollies My s** dwarf And my dumb chauffer I would like you on a long black lead You can bring me all the things I need Sex dwarf Isn't it nice? Luring disco dollies to a life of vice Sex Dwarf Isn't it nice? Luring disco dollies to a life of vice Sex Dwarf (repeat a lot)