Diaz - PoRich & Diaz vs HFK & Charron lyrics

[Round 1: HFK] A Middle Eastern and a white guy, the best combo that's gone far [Charron] A bomber of cop cars [H] A caller of OnStar [C] You knock out your broad hard [H] You shop at a Wal-Mart [C] Falafels and Hallmarks [H] Mohammad and South Park [C] A kabob and a Pop Tart [Both] Allahu Akbar! [HFK] The day Richard Moss stopped having those brews, I'll win the lottery [Charron] You get so drunk your own fans are like, "Dude, don't fricking talk to me." [HFK] You write a lot of dope lines but get so smashed and confused you can't spit them properly [Charron] Rich, it's time for you to stop acting a fool and sipping constantly [HFK] And learn how to handle your booze and drink responsibly This motherf**er drinks rye till he vomits [Charron] Your liver's so black Angelina Jolie tried to adopt it [HFK] Your liver's so black it's on some Affirmative Action sh** [Charron] b**h, your liver's so black that Okwerdz wants to battle it [HFK] Yo, PoRich should take the "rich" out his name cause he's just a bum I mean, he'll take out a broad, a real pretty one Out to a fancy restaurant, lobster, he'll get her some Followed by some fishing tongue and some expensive rum And when it's time for the bill to come He'll pull out his debit card like, "Let me get this hon'." {beep beep eeeeeeer} Insufficient funds And that's when he pushed the b**h and runs [Charron] Rich is choking in battles, he drowns in his sorrow [HFK] You write dope lines but forget the liquor's too much to swallow [Charron] You stumble through bars it's the life that you follow [HFK] And you can't finish your battles over a stupid a** bottle [Charron] Goodz versus Hollow [HFK] Now a lot of people claimed that Rich is that dude who's got the sharp flow But I kinda disagree cause two years back he lost to Bartone [Charron] We're the kings so think twice 'fore you move in our zone [HFK] No, but really man, how the f** did you lose to Bartone? Yo, your biography, we'll express it like this [Charron] In WRC's you're incredibly sick, one of the best in the biz' [HFK] But then your partner left you and split and you've been a wreck ever since So now he's searching for someone who's better at flips [Charron] Someone who can freestyle when he forgets all his sh** [HFK] Someone who will bring him shine so people start remembering Rich [Charron] So go wild [HFK] We just made you a profile [Charron] On plenty of Twist [HFK] When Rich is sober I find that he is timid [Charron] Too shy to talk to women [HFK] Mad he can't pick up in clubs [Charron] He's quiet and he wishes [HFK] He wasn't silent from the distance [Charron] Damn, he can't get any love [HFK] So it drives him to addiction [Charron] Blindly he is sipping [HFK] Sadly Rich is a drunk [Charron] Cause it supplies him with the vision [HFK] And provides him with the image [Charron] Of the man that he wished that he was Diaz works a 9 to 5, he's bringing home the loot [HFK] Diaz is educated cause he always wrote notes in school [Charron] Rich, you're from a rich family, succeeding is what you're born to do [HFK] So how does it feel that an immigrant came to Canada and accomplished more than you? [Round 1: PoRich] Now it was only last November- [Diaz] Yo, yo homie that's not Charron [PoRich] Whhhhhhaat?! [Diaz] That's Tanya O [PoRich] Now it was only last November when I battled these two live Whoa, Pesci, Bender, what happened to you guys? [Diaz] See you confessed your love Arnold but attacked him in True Lies And real k**ers can see the pa**ion in due time We thought you were an a**a**in a true spy But you just got lazy like [?] [Both] Farbud Arapi [P] Are you Iraqi? [D] Are you Irani [P] Are you a Nazi? [D] Are you a Paki? [P] Are you a taxi? [Both] Farbud Arapi, who are you exactly? [PoRich] Now see, that's the dumb sh** you kick but it's a flow to suit ya Yokazuna, Charron and Pumba [Diaz] And I mean, you ain't f**ing with b**hes you're so chubby You're the size of two people and they're both ugly And you'd actually some b**hes if you lost some pounds He tried to take Jasmine for a ride but the carpet wouldn't fly Let's just say the relationship never got off the ground [PoRich] And you think your rap game is like mack game, pull hoes like abracadabra Picture Charron chatting a chick and flipping everything she say back at her, like- [Diaz] "What's up I'm Charron!" [PoRich] "Hey I'm Becky. Just introducing my friends to the scene." [Diaz] "I'm extra special with frees, the best in the C, the freshest MC Do you have an extra breast I can squeeze?" [PoRich] "Excuse me?!" [Diaz] "Whatever. I was just stretching the scheme." But I heard you k**ing the forms Smashing b**hes in chat rooms An internet girlfriend, yo Corey, do you really think that's cool? You got plenty of issues [PoRich] But if you that desperate, I can always [?] [Diaz] He's like "No man, I got this like, I'm getting hot tonight Hubba hubba Casanova I'm the biggest pimp alive a life." [PoRich] See, he gets online around the same time we go to the club We in V.I.P. popping bottles, open them up He still waiting inline cause his modem is f**ed And the moderators are like bouncers, won't let him inside cause they know that he s**s [Diaz] But then he finally gets online, sees a girl with a good connection DSL, so he sends her a message, ASL Then she writes one back, that AGL [PoRich] So he sent her a wink, a kiss, a heart, the whole nine She sent him a Happy Face and he realized it was HFK the whole time [Diaz] And b**h, if you think your hands are hard then just stand and spar I move my feet like a dancing star you spit candy bars [PoRich] I'll put landmines in your family's yard k** you, your man Jafar and turn Club Excess into into Kandahar [Round 2: Charron] You brought up Pesci well I have to go flip fast You're both wack, you'll get shattered like thick gla** We'll take out The Saurus, Illmac', get the stacks and the big cash Then I'll bet the five grand Pesci when I battle his b**h a** Then the alcoholic talked about AGL, you don't give a f** about your liver You thought AGL stands for "Alcohol, Girls and Liquor" [HFK] Yo, he's always like, "I'm Eddy Diaz" I'm from Argentina, that's where my people is The home of marijuana, the [?] cocoa and the most easy chicks." [Charron] He's proud so when people mistake where he's from he gets really pissed [HFK] So here it is, go make me a burrito you Mexican piece of sh** Ayo, we roll to his pad and his sister was screaming, so we had to hand cuff her [Charron] I muted Carlos Mencia then me proceeded to a** f** her [HFK] I put Diaz in a headlock, like, "Say uncle or I'll beat the sh** out of your grandmother." And as soon as he said, "uncle" [Charron] We were rushed by 16 of his dad's brothers [HFK] This is Diaz, "Hey que paso Toronto?" When Diaz is rapping he's bringing that magic And I got the clicks and the gadgets and then I click and I clack it Then the only reason people reacting is cause they really just laughing [Charron] At your ridiculous accent Diaz claims he ain't basic and the way he puts it down is old school But bro if it wasn't for your accent then no one in this crowd would know you [HFK] He'll say a bunch of dumb sh** like, "arriba arriba" And people go out of control dude And I turn to the guy next to me like, "What did he say?" And he's like, "I have no clue but he just said some sh** in Spanish and it sounded soooo cool." Yo, PoRich drives with a 40 [Charron] Chugging til he's drunk [HFK] Diaz drives with 40... [Charron] ...cousins in his trunk [HFK] Your punta, she's a b**h She grabbed my pene and started biting on a Mencia tip That's when I pulled out and busted a shot to her face on some Selena sh** [Charron] Diaz is like, "No more Mexican jokes. Stop, holy sh**." [HFK] Yeah, your people usually take offense (a fence) [Charron] Then f**ing hop over it [HFK] Right now he's getting really angry Like, "I'm Argentinian, not Mexican. Don't call me that All the white chicas always want to chat Then all the latinas want my autograph." [Charron] And then he turns to PoRich like... [HFK] "Huh, I can't believe these idiots actually think I talk like that." Yo, Diaz loves playing soccer, he's got moves, he comes correct Once he jumped on the field like, "f** it holmes, these chumps is dead." So he kicked a guy in his kneecap and he crushed his leg And the ref was like [Charron] "Red card!" [HFK] And he's like, "Red? Why can't a green one instead?" [Round 3] [H] Rich stop [C] Your sh** talk [H] Your wits not the sharpest [C] You hit cops [H] Then get lost [C] This hick's not the smartest [H] Your always quite smashed [C] Sip lots of varnish [H] I'd call you "white trash" [C] But that's an insult to garbage [HFK] Diaz always tries to get the Spaniards on his side Like "Que paso Latinos? I'm gonna take your ho and I'm gonna make her moan Because King Of The Dot is something we're gonna make our home when I take the throne Because we are a generation of hardworking people who are made of stone So Latinos stand up!" [Charron] And the Latinos are like... [HFK] "Nah. We're too lazy holmes." [Charron] When Diaz partied in Whitby he nearly sh** in his drawers And realized his version of co*k fighting is A LOT different than yours You're too lazy to work, you smell like sh**, you've been impaired your whole life You constantly sleep, have an accent an embarra**ing height 20 of your friends squeezed in your car to get there by tonight Diaz ain't proud of his heritage right? You partnered with an arrogant white, Mexican stereotype [HFK] See, in our 2 on 2's we attack one person and I find we do it swell But just remember for every Mexican joke applies to you as well In other words, these stereotypes are justified so don't find them wrong Cause with Mexican jokes we bodied two guys for the price of Juan (one) Yo, this is murder, your little Jesus bobblehead in your lowrider is not going to save you Speaking of Christ, the son of God probably hates you If he got resurrected and somehow left God and came through He'd be like, "You f**ing wetbacks! My name is Jesus, stop calling me Jesus." Yo, PoRich is a bum and Diaz ain't treating him right [Charron] Why does Diaz family park their cars on their lawn? [HFK] So PoRich doesn't sleep there at night Your name is Richard, AKA Dick which really is just sad So what does it say about the judges s**uality if they end up picking these f*gs? Like, "I was feeling Charron and HFK but honestly I'd just prefer Dick and Diaz (Dick in d' a**) [Charron] With your old partner you're referred to as "dead weight" Now he's earning the best grades Twist upgraded to writing novels, you're still working with essays (esse's) Consider it karma when we smash this drunk guy [HFK] Your 15 year old midget girlfriend dumped you for The Saurus [Charron] That's the punchline! [HFK] When your girlfriend dumps you for The Saurus you need to get a better look [Charron] The Twist in the story is it's not the first time your better half has left you for a book [HFK] They say there ain't a lot of money in battle rap, no matter how dope we spit [Charron] But our paycheck's the love from the fans so we don't need chips [HFK] Five grand is a generous prize but our money problems won't be fixed so don't be pissed [Charron] Cause the winner of this tournament won't be Rich!