Devin The Dude - What? lyrics

[Intro] Who? When? Why? [Verse One] Walkin' with my gal, tryin' to talk, tryin' to laugh Tryin' not to bring up all the b**hes in the past We crossed the gra** As we stroll everything goes, kinda smooth I almost got in the mood She conversate's about the tux and the cake While I got a bunch of rocks chuckin' 'em at the ducks in the lake "What? My mistake, I didn't hear. What you say? Oh yeah, it is, a nice day." And then a fine gal start walkin' With a sway in her hips And a lot of gloss on her lips She started to trip and said, "n***a where you been? He look just like you and he damn near ten." And my gal gave me an evil...kind of grin And then she said, "Have you ever been in.. A girl like that?" Yo, I couldn't pretend I tried to tell her the truth but I didn't know what to do But [Devin & Girlfriend talking] What? (What was that all about? And who was that you was talkin' to?) Who? (Oh, now you gonna play dumb? That girl you were just talkin' to.) When? (She came up on us from out the bushes. f** that ho, I'm outta here.) Why? [Verse Two] [Devin The Dude speaking in a narrator's voice] On the way home, tryin' to cover his tracks "C'mon sat baby why you second guessin' a n***a Enough of that. Let's get it straight. You the only woman that I'm with All them other hoes I used to have, they don't mean sh** Now we can talk about our future, forget about the past Go on to somethin' new and throw away our old trash And I know I f**ed up A time or two I did wrong and lied to you But from now on what I'm gon' try to do Is make you feel real good everyday that I can. (Oh yeah?) Make you feel happy, just to say that I'm your man. (Okay.) Now what's that in your hand? (The f** is this?) Naw, a phone number, naw, I don't remember no Ca**andra [telephone ringing] The area code? That's Atlanta Uh uh, get the remote and change the channel Who you fienda call? Girl that don't make no sense at all Naw, I don't want it. Why you pa** it to me? Hello? Heeeeey [Devin and the new girl on the telephone] What? (I'm ready to f**. I'm horny and I need some dick.) Who? (From you Devin. The Dude. Who else would I want some from?) When? (As soon as you can baby. I'm over here waitin' on you. I need it.) Why? (Because your sh**'s so good You make me cum every time you f** me and I need that right now.) [Verse Three] Yeah, I f**ed up so I figured that I'd take her On a nice vacation, uh huh the island of Jamaica With the wonderful weather, exotic creatures and birds Trees we've never seen a lot of beaches and herbs So landed safely and we bailed off the plane What the hell is that smell man? Damn, something like a paper mill, oh well let the day begin Escorted out the van I grabbed the hand of my lady friend Goin' sight seein', I might be in luck Seems that she forgot that I've been f**in' up We jumped out the van Our toes hit the sand My lady's lookin' so fine and people know I'm her man I let go of her palm to find a tree so we can rest She kept walkin', sayin' she'd be back in about an hour or less Two hours later and with a muscle bound Jamaican They woke me up talkin' 'bout "Your spot has been taken mon Take your a** back to the states This woman belongs to me now...you cheap motherf**er"