Devin The Dude - I Can't Make It Home lyrics

[Chorus: L.C.] I can't make it home One blunt, one more shot of a patron I'm lit, I can't make it home Cops right behind me I might be gone! I can't make it home One blunt, one more shot of a patron I'm lit, I can't make it home Cops right behind me I might be gone! I can't make it home [Verse 1: Devin the Dude] I know I just left your crib But, I'm about to make the block and come back It's too hot over here, matter of fact Police behind me right now and sh**! I'm kinda' bent I'm glad I got tint Damn! I hope they don't try to tow my sh**! I should've chilled, though No, them patron shots See, I drink Crown Royal That's my drink! Know what I'm talkin' about? But, nevertheless, I gotta' stay between the lines 'Cause if I trip, then I dip Then if I swerve one more time They gonna be... [Bridge: Devin the Dude] On my a** Like white on rice Like sh** on gra** So I grab what I have and stash it I got the time for no hara**ment (I can't make it home) [Interlude: Devin the Dude] Aww, sh**! Aww, damn, baby, I'm gonna have to call you back Yeah, they're pullin' me over (Excuse me, sir - you sober?) [Chorus: L.C.] I can't make it home One blunt, one more shot of a patron I'm lit, I can't make it home Cops right behind me I might be gone! I can't make it home One blunt, one more shot of a patron I'm lit, I can't make it home Cops right behind me I might be gone! I can't make it home [Verse 2: Devin the Dude] Yeah, they got me He tried to pull me Out the car, I had to resist He almost shot me But, I'm cool He found a blunt, it wasn't burnin' But he smelled it and he checked it I had a warrant in East Texas So I was cuffed and stuffed In the back of the car He didn't report the cigar I guess he thought I was a star But we drove real far Fo' about six hours I really had to piss, my wrist no longer had power Couldn't even take a shower Surrounded by n***as I'll only be there a couple of hours, I figured As far as the weed, I think he kept it and he smoked it But he got me on a DUI and I'm on some broke sh** [Interlude: Devin the Dude] So I'm a need you to go down to the bail bondsman, y'know And try to come up with a few funds And hurry up and run down here And get me outta this one! Hello? [Chorus: L.C.] I can't make it home One blunt, one more shot of a patron I'm lit, I can't make it home Cops right behind me I might be gone! I can't make it home One blunt, one more shot of a patron I'm lit, I can't make it home Cops right behind me I might be gone! I can't make it home ... ... ... I can't make it home One blunt, one more shot...