Del The Funky Homosapien - Worldwide lyrics

[Featuring Unicron] Del: Who is the two like the Blues Brothers? Unicron: Yeah who does it? Del: Me & you kid we bruise dozens & hundreds of kids havin' fun with the wiz that's me and Unicron: Unicron the inhuman on the mic Yikes! (Zoinks!) Del: Lazer zaps saps who can't rap they sound like beginners I slam then I pin ya send ya to the hospital I gots the flow no n***a dare step you'll get your hair swept off the floor when I clip ya bu*ton ya lip ya even if the record skips I still rip (Damn that n***a still rips!) total rivers equip ya punk posse ya got lots to see days to come before you raise from dumb to smarter rippin' apart a poser bend 'em inside out, like Yoga I'm a nice person on the inside but men hide when you and your friend die but a hand to the strangler the pity hotter chopper and we oughtta pop ya and crop ya cause we're sick of that sh** (Sick of it!) I'm about to have a fit & split ya head & kick ya b**h, in the tits they're tender mixin' n***as brains like a blender I kick rhymes like these to inja and end ya off ya never comin' softer this is not the best I can offer I'ma save some for later you ain't greater than the man with a plan and the brand that his name and I hate ya. [BRIDGE] Unicron: I'm the youngsta with the swift tongue, and the kid that lives up the street over Jon's beat I make rappers eat turds and hay it doesn't matter what version you play I will still slay a crowd a rhymers and Del how'd I find ya? Del: That one summer years ago I shoulda signed ya. Unicron: Just a quick reminder for those who find a problem with me I'll put you on noid like a T & T timer and there's only 20 seconds now I'm 16 and yes fiend to wreck sh** I throw temper tantrums that's my anthem I'm not very big but you phuck with me, you'll be like Jerry's kids phucked up, & that's tough luck Unicron has never backed down from a tough phuck that's what lubricated Trojans are for cause I know, when the corn hits the tip I got the dip flip & they s**in' on my nipples and I will have a fut, too cause I get excited when I ride it fun while it lasted Cas, did you like when I did a song, back in the day with the Del-a-ray? (That's me!) Get a patna I'm glad you got the chance to enhance the Jive roster I'm a foster kid but Del hooked me now I look free when I'm out, Del: And I'm out... [BRIDGE]