Deifecation - The Serial Cable k**er lyrics

Prowling on the internet for some lonely old hags This compelling desire to get them inside their body bags But not without the pointless violence inflicted upon them I just want to snort them out like annoying phlegm I really hate these dried out shriveled walking corpses What they need to move on faster is a couple of lashes Or hit them a couple of times with a 2 megavolt cattle prod That sure will teach them not to plod So I made up this genius plan and this is where all the fun began pretending that I am an lonely old gent who's looking for an old woman... ...for amusement Strangulated with a serial cable Tried to crawl away, but they weren't able to save themselves just in time They suffocated due to this hideous crime