De La Soul - Intro (da La Soal Is Dead) lyrics

Hello boys and girls. welcome to your de la soul readalong storybook! When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page. And now we begin our exciting adventure of... de la soul is dead. * Playground honeys: - oh my god, vanilla ice... - he's so fly! - the boy is so good. - did you see his body? - he could dance too. - he could. - he's better than any rapper i ever seen! - and plus his dancers! - he's so jammin'! * Jeff: yo, what's up? Honeys: yo, jeff, where you been, man? Jeff: guess what i just found, i just found a de la soul tape in the garbage. Honeys: for real? let's hear it! Jeff: no! Honeys: aww, be like that! * Mista lawnge: what's up, co*ksnot? how ya doing, buddy? Honeys: co*ksnot? you gonna let him call you that? s**er! Jeff: leave me alone! Lawnge: what do we have here? Jeff: nothing! Lawnge: listen, you little arsenio hall gum having punk! Honeys: oooh! you let him call you arsenio! oooh! Lawnge: i want the tape! Jeff: it's mine! Honeys: oh, he played you! jeff's getting played! jeff! jeff! bodyslam him, jeff! * Lawnge: now! i've got the new de la soul tape! hey dicksnot, bu*tcrust, get over here! D.j. aub: what's up baby? Mase: coolin'! Lawnge: i just got this de la soul tape, man, slamming. where's the box? the box! Mase: so, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno! Aub: i got the bidox, let's do this like brutus! * ...28. for those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve A specially selected grand prize. thanks, and goodnight, for three feet High and rising, this is don newkirk.