Little fat man who sold his soul Little fat man who sold his dream Pathetic little fat man No one's bloody laughing The clown that no one laughs at They all just wish he'd die He's so depressed at being hated Fatso takes his own life He blows his stupid brains out But the twat would probably miss He sold his soul for a shot at fame Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame He's got no style, he's got no grace He's ban*l and facile, he's a fat waste of space