[FULL COMPANY] The Reynolds Pamphlet [JEFFERSON AND MADISON] Have you read this? [BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON] Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair And he wrote it down right there [MADISON] Highlights [HAMILTON AND JEFFERSON] “The charge against me Is a connection with one [REYNOLDS] James Reynolds. James Reynolds. For purposes of Improper speculation - [BURR] My real crime is an My real crime is an Amorous connection with his wife Amorous connection with his wife For a considerable time For a considerable time With his knowing consent." With his knowing consent." [MADISON/BURR/JEFFERSON] Damn! [HAMILTON AND JEFFERSON] “I had frequent meetings with her Most of them at my own house.” [BURR] At his own house! [MADISON] At his own house! [JEFFERSON AND DEEP VOICE] Damn! [HAMILTON AND JEFFERSON] “Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent On a visit to her father.” [ANGELICA] No [COMPANY] Boooo! [ANGELICA AND JEFFERSON] Have you read this? [JEFFERSON] Well, he's never gon' be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon' be President now [JEFFERSON] Never gon' be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon' be President now [JEFFERSON] Ah, well he's never gon' be President now [MADISON/BURR] Never gon' be President now [JEFFERSON] That's one less thing to worry about [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] That's one less thing to worry about! [JEFFERSON/ [ENSEMBLE MADISON] WOMEN] Hey! Never gon' be [ENSEMBLE Well at least president now! MEN] he was honest Never gon' be with our president now! money! Never gon' be president now! Never gon' be president now! Hey! Never gon' be At least president now! he was honest Never gon' be with our president now! money! That's one less thing to worry about! [FULL COMPANY] That's one less thing to worry about! The Reynolds Pamphlet Jefferson laughs [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] Have you read this? The Democratic-Republicans celebrate [JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR] You ever see somebody ruin their own life? [COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON/ELIZA)] His poor wife-