[Verse 1: Kool AD] Yeah, Kool A.D., frequently dumb Frequently freaky deeky and speakin' in tongues Everyday is a weekend my son I'm a teacher on sabbatical, what's that; it doesn't matter After a few, I'm smackin' a dude - picture me Acting the fool and then actually smackin' you Then smokin' crack with you Then smokin' mac and noodles on the Avenue With papichulos Poppin' that Menudo And you know, I don't take my Menudo, lightly You could out-write me, but it's not likely Half-white Spike Lee Sippin' on a light green diesel and an iced tea Sometimes relaxed like perms, sometimes hyphy Came from the Bay but I stay in NYC Oh I think they like me Forgive me if I'm blunt but light me Smoke 'till my eyes turn Chinese Das Racist, try me Mad flavors for all shapes, races, and ages Basically I'm paid to say sh** and get white-boy wasted Everything I touch is a spaceship Everything I touch is a spaceship Madonna-like, Don Dada-type with a sharp clique Mami white, me Obama-like with a dark dick Man, you couldn't see me like a shark's lips Everything I touch is Jefferson - Starship [Verse 2: Heems] We are D.R., troopers like V.R Gérard Depardieu, Young Green Card Young cocoa bu*ter, harder than them other boys You be on some stale sh**, I'll sweet on some other noise You know before we get it, you should stretch it Hit it three times, hat-trick, Ovechkin Keep one on the side like she's salad dressin' Treat the coochie like the microphone when I bless it Rap wild, everything versatile like the lesson A way with words - a curse and a blessin' A way with purple - herbs and I'm sessin' A way with birds with curves that's undressing Noddin' to the H-man, like he was on H, man Me I am a strange man, body is a cage man Pause just in case man, Young Nicolas Cage, man Change man, no joke-rap, look at my range man My new thing, I spit harder She ambiguous, I'm Chavez-like but my dick darker Super stoned, I'm a fifth spliff martyr Rep Queens hard like Nicki the chick Carter How can I explain, I'm insane man, I done tried One time I run by, dumb high off fungi I'm pretty awesome, it's known that I'm a fun guy I'm Hima, Benz or Bentley, You Kia, Daewoo, Hyundai Go in, Dap [Verse 3: Dapwell] *Gibberish*