Das Racist - You Can Sell Anything lyrics

[Hook] You can sell anything You can sell anything You can sell anything You can really sell anything [Kool A.D.] It's like, put me on dude Someone discover me Give me some money b I'll be your money tree Took a lot of samples out, you don't gotta clear those Made a lot of weird raps, you don't want to hear those Label's like, 'Maybe we can cake off the weirdos' Ok - plug your nose, here goes Caveman p**n star riding on a unicorn Undercover cop, and I'm wearing a uniform Plus I wrote all of my rhymes in cuneiform Hella years ago, B.C., you better be informed If you don't get it, get a computer and Google it If you find out all the reasons we the sh**, then you the sh** Yeah poopin' on the track, call me doo-doo Vic Kool-Kool-Kool A.D., nothing new to the kid What can you do the kid, totally stupid and sick No scruples, cool man, ice cream scoopin' it [Hook] [Heems] Awwwww dip It's Heems once again, back again With the caravan of mans that from Pakistan Karachi posses, ozzies, papi Unh, red octagons couldn't stop me I burn headband, my eyes all droopy I've gooey footies, zoobies in my poopy They all like, 'Well Heems you too proud' I'm like, 'You would be too, if you had the juice now!' (Ohhhh!) Ey yo the government is lies, son United States of Google, Verizon They all spies son, I'm Pisces, risin' And you ain't Hoover, you s** like James Dyson Google the devil but I feel lucky Extreme Home Make-Over couldn't touch me Backyards, kittens, puppies, 401k's, libels, yuppies Yeeah, I'm talkin' bout wine drinkers Bald-head men, Klux Klan swine-thinkers What motivates you? Let's go around the room 'I wanna own a boat one day' They got my dreams and they playing salugi I'm bound to be found like a brown John Belushi Kuffi, Fallujah, Kulfi, Falooda Truthie, Coolie, more flows than Luda What good is all your money if your styles is still tasteless? I celebrate the fact I moved into my momma's basement I don't pay rent, I sell old books for new ones New fives, two jives, so live, olive At the Spin Show, beats by Diplo Stack bundles, rest in peace Della Reese's nieces rest with me Next to me is a table with empties, don't tempt me I burn hemp leaves, more style than ten Fonzie Bentleys I'm Ray Liotta from Goodfellas I'm complex - I'm Shiv Kumar Batalvi I'm complex - I'm Sahir Ludhianvi I'm complex - I'm Abrar Alvi I'm complex I'm Guru Dutt complex I'm complicated, I'm complex I'm River Phoenix, I'm complex I'm bottled water, I'm complex I'm 5 out of 8 computers on a scale of computers I'm complicated, I'm complex I'm intelligence in the age of the internet Where you're as smart as how quickly you can use your smart phone I'm complex