Das Racist - Puerto Rican Cousins lyrics

Kool A.D.: V-I-C droppin' styles you ain't used to New school, old school, cocoa puff, coo-coo Choo-choo-choose to be half Lisa Simpson, half Ralphie Put my T.V. to Pacini falling off the balcony South Beach diet Powder me up, powder me down, white riot Sublime cover band-types like it Maybe you should try it Maybe you should buy it You should probably buy it Shorty said we look like (Like Puerto Rican cousins) Shorty said we look like (Like Puerto Rican cousins) I wanna ride on my own, though Try to save the world like Bono Be the token brother in an ad for Disaronno Ho, ho, ho, Merry Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Ramadan Got more rhymes than Jay Elec got Ramala Ding Dongs Parmesan cheese on the ravioli Holy spicoli Batman, I'm Sean Penn (whaat?) She said we look like (like Puerto Rican cousins) She said we look like (like Puerto Rican cousins) We are family At least that's what we look like we might be (like Puerto Rican cousins) We are family At least that's what we look like we might be (like Puerto Rican cousins) Heems: I got more rhymes than Puerto Ricans got cousins Bug's Life tatty on my stomach cause we buzzin Shrug life tatty on my back cause I'm shruggin Nice guy on the train is steady mean muggin On the Upper West Side like Jews do, one line Seen Juju's cousin on the F-train, one time I be like Eli Porter, yes, I got dumb rhymes Sit back, relax cause we finna have a fun time" People think I'm Rican cause of the way that I be speakin' The shorties I be freakin Plus the people that we reaching With this music People think we stupid Then they peep the tape And smarten up to the movement I'm Himanshu, the one without the beard People think I'm Spanish Cause the other one look weird Look here, nasty Something like Gargamel That's racist, our complexion is caramel Das Racist (like Puerto Rican cousins) Das Racist (like Puerto Rican cousins) We are family At least that's what we look like we might be We are family At least that's what we look like we might be Kool A.D.: Bagged a degree in English But proficient in Blackanese Smoke so many trees I'm turning Japanese I really think so- Heems: -Commie Pinko Schizo, ginkgo biloba Performing 'My Sharona' At talent shows across Girona Drinkin Coronas in Daytona, loner Bulova on my wrist Beluga cavi in my tummy Brendan Fraser in The Mummy Type-casted time-traveller, action! Kool A.D: I'm counting Jacksons with black friends Counting tens in Benzes with white friends Wondering if suicide's a largely white trend Google it later and confirm that, a'ight then Stars and stripes, man Give me my stipend We alright, type type man We get along (Like Puerto Rican cousins) We are family At least that's what we look like we might be (like Puerto Rican cousins) We are family At least that's what we look like we might be (like Puerto Rican cousins)