Das Racist - Free Jazzmataz lyrics

[Verse 1 - Kool A.D.] Innocent eyes like that of a turtle Purple nurple, titty twister Wet willy, my fuzzy verbal magic Silly but cute, a fat gerbil 11foot8.com Hot mom, Dodge Caravan Monster truck wheels, who cares, man? New Chairman Mao But dumb, gun shy, dumb guy Run blind towns with one eye While any child pop star malfunctions All black Maybachs turn to pumpkins In 2012, oh welly well In a belly shirt, R. Kelly Kirk Hammett shredding bananas Damn, blood [Verse 2 - Heems] Damn, blood I lay back to the max like why gild the lily Rock shows from Philly to the Billy Billy For silly kids who burn Phillies Swishers, Dutchies, East Indian Masters With the ghetto blaster, talk about Shasta Vijay Iyer, DR It's free jazzmataz Scream on your a** like a minority dad Minorities mad, who you foolin, B? White people's skin is their j**elry [Verse 3 - Kool A.D.] Do it Hima, me? Maneuvering's nothing new to me Ma, Nuva ring's nothing new to me Cuban, B, poking the baloney You people so Ponyboy Macho Man Randy scandalous savages more noble p**no, global, corner store, Pedialyte Mosquito bite Peter (???) And politics is no fun for young guns Young ones want fun Give it to them, take it from them, make them want it Wake and bake, one take Jakes taking bacon from them [Verse 4 - Heems] I take one of your chicks Straight from under your armpit The brown Brad Pitt, Mark Ruffalo Something like the Duffman Tough man, duff your mans like w's, man Yoga fire, copyright infringement Kids is getting it in Babies having babies, navy colored avies Maybe you could pay me Cyberbully lame bands until they murk themselves Working themselves up over nothing Bumping something cooler than what bump in your tape player Playa, I'm great, stay away, rare flare mayor Good luck Hooligans packing toolies, acting unruly Fiji water, greed disease Please, all I need is sess and a cool breeze Maybe some palm trees, some leaves to eat And a roof over my dome, a home [Verse 5 - Kool A.D.] Alone, MacCaulay Culkin Straw Dogs Don't even go there again, girlfriend There's your man, spray-tanning Dakota Fanning At the Getty gas station Petty cash making Chuck E. Cheese, mouse traps, star power Nap 20 minutes like Da Vinci did Lewinski lips on the Frisbee Quick, look, it's the Dixie Chicks RISD, bricks, thizzy(?), get with me If you want it, and if you don't want it, then don't [Verse 6 - Heems] I won't The brother cold, scold foes Ace Ventura seventh grade humor tumor Family Guy quoting for laughs You played out See something, spray something Get sprayed out No way out My senorita que do que(?) Like no way ose(?) (???) This is your brain on d**, frying The white man like Simba, Mufasa, lying If I'm lying I'm dying, trying, buying time More the Rafiki type, freaky deaky type Poo poo pee pee type, tonight get light Get right, right in the head [Verse 7 - Kool A.D.] New Jamba Juice is my house New my house is your house My new mouth is your blouse I GMail spoken word poetry to a cloud That Dick Cheney made with his brain piece Diplo's drunk a** approved it For bringing back all that smart sh** that's actually stupid I'm actually pooping in my hand and throwing it at Superman Spiderman vs. X-Men, who's gonna win? (?) Structural steel, what's it all mean? Bear Vasquez, pause I wear baskets on my head sometimes Don't ask me where, ask if you can buy some and how much it is Your sister put me on her bucket list If you don't like this song, go s** a dick This is the best song ever Better than "Juicy," better than "Fur Elise" Better than any song made by Jay-Z Better than "Two Weeks" by Grizzly Bear That's a pretty good song, right? You like that one? It's better than the intro song to Pee-Wee Herman It's better than...