[Verse 1: Danny!] I'm a narcissist with moxie A Marxist by proxy My life is a motherf**in' farce, just watch me My wife is a motherf**in' heartless Nazi We get along though, she's a ping-pong pro Money out the wazoo she got King Kong dough (so?) That's the reason why I stick with her (oh) Grab the keys and drive to Pittsbizzurgh (fa sho!) Stack the cheese and buy a pit litter A sick spitter yo, I saw the big picture though Flew up to Chi-town and caught a Kid Sister show Toes done up with her fingernails matchin' But the ho's f**ed up, sound like Tinkerbell rappin' Heard she was ready for some single male action So I made myself drink a pail of Captain Morgan One drum of rum'll have me rappin' foreign Like "humdumalemalemezacdezachdejournen" Me and Danny Brown rockin' matchin' hand-me-down Letterman sweaters, damn we some panty hounds Scoopin' chicks from the greasy spoon Been a freak ever since I stuck my feet out Niecey's womb [Verse 2: Danny Brown] The kush got purple hair like a hoodrat While you still beg to smoke, askin' where the goods at [Danny!] Look at all of these rappers that's unemployed Your boy is a coked-out version of Pastor Troy [Danny Brown] This the real McCoy, you rappers is decoys At the end of all the games you a b**h like Metroid Call 'em Samus [Danny!] But don't forget the hammers [Danny Brown] We smut the prom queen and jumped the big man on campus [Danny!] And us against them, damn bruh it can't be tamed Call the goons, have your granny drowned in candy rain [Danny Brown] Danny Brown and Danny Swain, don't confuse the name Got fire in our brain like Ichabod Crane [Danny!] Like Ichabod Crane? [Danny Brown] I think they insane! [Danny!] Shining like the sun [Danny Brown] But ain't no diamonds in my chain n***a you dead wrong [Danny!] n***a we headstrong [Danny Brown] Nice as Eminem rhyme "acorn" with "Foghorn Leghorn" Danny!] Dreams of s**ing Ellen Cleghorne Knocking up the broke b**hes they all having my kids [Danny Brown] I'll show you what it is and what it all could be Couldn't write it in your afterlife [Danny!] Damn bruh, is that your wife?