Daniel Norgren - No One Wants You As You Are lyrics

Ugly face and big fat a** Surgeon and a diet coke You'd be mad Be the one that you are And you're welcome like a hooker in church Here comes the fire hose dicks Raise your hands Be the one that you are And you're welcome like a hooker in church Louie came down one saturday night Had a thing to say that he thought was right Ball head drinks Flat foot pills Be the one that you are And you're welcome like a hooker in church Hate your tits Hate your thighs Well I can sell you pair of new for one hell of a price Be the one that you are And you're welcome like a hooker in church Carrie came down one saturday night Had a thing to say that she thought was right Nailed her up onto a wooden cross