Gigi: The night they invented champagne It's plain as it can be They thought of you and me The night they invented champagne They absolutely knew That all we'd want to do is Fly to the sky on champagne And shout to everyone in sight That since that world began No woman or a man has ever been as happy as we are tonight! Gaston: The night they invented champagne It's plain as it can be They thought of you and me The night they invented champagne They absolutely knew That all we'd want to do is Fly to the sky on champagne And shout to everyone in sight That since that world began No woman or a man has ever been as happy as we are tonight!