DANGERDOOM - El Chupa Nibre lyrics

[Intro: Brak] Adult Swim presents: Danger Doom (And what else?) Why did you buy this album? I don't know why you did, you're stupid "{f**} yourself" [Verse 1: MF Doom] Ha ha ha ha! The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka Joe A mix between Superfly Snuka and a superhoe Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre Digest a group and sell the poop on eBay Danger with the vest screamin "Shoot the DJ!" DOOM clickin over two chickens, three-way Four in the 5, a cork on the freeway Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say State your intentions "I really love your tape but I hate your inventions" Very well - what you want, a brownie? He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me" He kept his paper digits in a chunk Once joined a rap clique - Midgets Into Crunk He did a solo on the oboe Coulda sold a million then the Villain went for dolo And cited creative differences Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses Rappers s**, when they spit I doubt 'em The crap they sing about you wanna slap the {f**in sh**} out 'em Psht - time waits for no man On a blind date, a lover with a slow chrome hand Judged him by his shoes, hot smelly Brogan Budged him with the news, called him pot-bellied Conan No prick barbarian A strict beeratarian, a sick pair of Merry Men The beat is like a swift kick in the rear end The stiff {dick} made her lose her lipstick and hairpin He said "Djamn! Act like you know me Even with the mask on, show me what you owe me" Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and {twat} homey Dumile got her like Inuyasha got Kagome What we have here is a failure to communicate If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight About Doom the Great, a lot more confident Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent It was time well spent, vented Spelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scented A wire is dead, he's in it for the cash flow I'd like to send a big up to Firehead Lazzo Let a brother know once you la**o Hasbro So when he come with Destro he gets no ha**le Could hardly get a word in and Wonderin' what the damage is to retain Harvey Birdman? (*BEEP!!*} [Master Shake] Yo uhh, Danger! It's me your old buddy Shake Ahh, I heard you're doin a little project and uhh, y'know I hear you talked to some OTHER PEOPLE And I thought you were smarter than that But obviously I am WRONG cause you know my rappin is the {sh**} I don't give it out for free though! So uhh, I'll do it Feel free to call me, at my number, which you have {*phone hangs up*}