Dane Cook - Head lyrics

You always want head. We love it. We always have to watch, right Right. And if you've got a lot of hair we f**ing turn into Vidal Sasoon All of a sudden. We got like scrunchies, banana clips comin out of nowhere Hairspray *SSS* Good. Good. Front row seats. I like that with the lips The thing you're doing with the lips is good You know what's so weird. Why does this happen? This is a weird thing. Phenomanon. Right, sometimes guys You're having s**, right. And everything's going great Everything's you know Right All of a sudden you hear like a voice comes into our... our brains Starts telling us to say sh** like... Yeah say that! Say that! That's perfect! Say that right now. Right, and you're like Yeah I'll f**ing say that. You just grab her hair and you whisper... eghhh You don't even think about it. Just say it ya f**ing say say things You hear what I say? You like that huh? Right, you say- but sometimes You say some sh** and you think of it like two hours later and you're Like "What the f** was I talking about!" And you get like embarrased I was with a girl recently, right. I was totally just in the zone Out of nowhere I was like... "Uh yea my dick feels like corn!" Sounded good at the time! She didn't even miss a beat she was like "Give me the bu*ter baby give me the bu*ter!" *punch* Come on Orville Redenbacher... pop that p**y *punch* We should just have an orgy right here right now Let's just turn off the f**ing lights and everybody just feel around! Let's turn off the lights and play a game called uh "Who's in my Mouth?" What did you say? Careful? What are you like my lifeguard? Careful... careful Dane! What are you spotting my jokes? Careful, careful...