Dana Carvey - Choppin' Broccoli lyrics

All comedians want to be rock stars because they are incredibly cool They always look like they're about to vomit They have the rap before the song that makes no sense "You know ladies and Gentleman a long time ago there were lots of people... But that was a long time ago." Then they start to sing these incredibly trite lyrics Don't you feel like A lot of balladeers it's like they're making them up as they go along Ok it's like anyone could make up these lyrics She's as cold as ice... Paradise... And the feeling... Was a-nice... There's a lady I know If I didn't know her She'd be the la-tay I didn't know And my lady, she went downtown She bought some ber-ra-ccoli She brought it ho-ome... She's chop'in broccoli Chop'in brocco-li Chop'in brocco-la Chop'in brocco-laa-aa She's chop'in brocco-lay Chop'in brocco-lay She's chop-eah-un! Chop'in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa--eeee She's chopin broccoli She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i She's chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii She's chop she's chop broccoli She's chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee