Dan The Man - D-Man lyrics

Verse(1) [Dan The Man] Yo I'm Dan, The Man, and im horny All my rythmes s**, cuz they are corny But for some reason people adore me In my primetime, emmaculate glory If you know me, You know im nuke-prone At my highest point, im in the f**ing Zone My verses aren't good, They're not that cla**y They were all written by Tyler Da**ey (D-MAN!, D-man!, D-man) Verse(2)[Andrew Boucher] A-N-D-R-E-W B-O-U-C-H-E-R My words stick to you like Super Glue And soar far, Just like a shooting star Locked in the studio, Trying to make it big Bigger than BP's Offshore rig The Rap games a mess, just like the Ocean Go ahead and buy a bottle of Calamine lotion Verse(3)[Dan The Man] In Sean's basement dying on the couch I need a lung replacement, hurting like a grouch I saw D-Ren, Eating peanut bu*ter He had 1 scoop, then 2, then another How could he be eating peanut bu*ter Of his own, blood like brother Dan gets blamed, Oh whatta shame This will go down in the Bullsh** Hall O Fame (D-MAN!,D-man!,D-man) Verse(4) [Andrew Boucher] You're looking at my like you've jsut been noob tubed My flow slides out, like its just been s** lubed If im on your team, Then your team will lose Don't cry kids jsut grab your own boose Dont talk to me about alcohol abuse Just chug that sh** down like apple juice Grab some quarters, we'll battle it out The way you drink you're lookin like a girl scout