[Verse 1] I'd like to believe that we're still sinking deep Into the corners of your couch cushions You'd like to imagine all your college cla**es Made you so grown-up looking You taught me to move, we tip-toed through the room You made me feel famous You will forever be my closest acquaintance [Chorus] But we were watching all your favorite movies Sitting there absolutely still And I don't understand how we can make plans And only talk about T.V But oh, what a wonderful waste of time [Verse 2] I'd like to pretend that I am still your houseguest Wearing too much perfume You'd like to believe that I'm still sinking deep Into the corners of your couch cushions I'm watching you drive, holding the road Your wrists are hairtied and braceleted I held them both not knowing we'd be close acquaintances [Chorus] But we were watching all your favorite movies Sitting there absolutely still And I don't understand how we can make plans And only talk about T.V But oh, what a wonderful waste of time [Bridge] We hide inside our headphones And speak when convenient or when we're bored "Hey", that's all that we say, say, say anymore But I know we don't know what we want [Chorus] But we were watching all your favorite movies Sitting there absolutely still And I don't understand how we can make plans And only talk about T.V But oh, what a wonderful waste of time