Dan Bull - Real Friends lyrics

Real friends, the sort of people you can Tell your deepest secrets to That you can wear your underpants In front of them and not feel ashamed Real friends are the sort of people you can Gather 'round a biscuit Race to see who can make that biscuit soggy And, again, not feel ashamed In fact, quite the opposite; proud Real friends are the sort of people that don't care Whether you've k**ed a man Or whether you've crept into the grounds of a Of a school in the middle of the night And torched the f**er down Real friends look beyond the surface They look at what's underneath The blood, the guts, the mucus The bile, that sort of thing