Dan Bull - Can't Be Arsed lyrics

For a long time, I grew up thinking I was lazy. But then one day, I realised: I'm not lazy. I just have really high standards. For doing stuff. Efficient Call me any nasty word: bum, slob, slacker, nerd I can't be arsed to come up with a comeback you haven't heard Can't be arsed to do my tax return, I've got cash to burn And I can't be arsed to invest the stacks I've earned Can't be arsed to chat, converse with you, I'm taciturn Can't be arsed to drive a car because I'd have to learn Can't be asked press the gas, I kinda like the back seat Thank God for Uber cause I can't be asked to call a taxi To take the rubbish out (well) I'd have to pick it up and put it down And my brown wheelie bin's got a funny smell Simple daily stuff is a battle to grapple with tasks that should be natural's too much of a ha**le, I'm stuck in a shackle Every kilojoule I physically exert, strenuous Just point me to where the desert menu is! Can't be arsed to hit the kitchen, not moving out this seat What food I'll have to eat Pot Noodle, naturally Can't be arsed to feed the cat, little needy twat Don't want to peel a pack and pour it, can't you deal with that? Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Can't be arsed to wake up and get out of bed I'm the laziest from A to... Eff-it can't be arsed with the alphabet Effort? Eff-it! Retention? Forget it! Tension? Don't stress it, getting too much? Just let it Can't be arsed to open the post and pay the bills Can't be arsed to practice rap and elevate my sk**s Can't be arsed to open my eyes or socialise Can't be arsed to vocalise [silence] I can't be arsed with shows and live sets, learning loads of lines Can't be arsed to leave the house, I'm staying home tonight Can't be arsed to visit mates of mine, it's a waste of time, I can play online and get my gossip through the grapevine Can't be arsed to shave my face or get a haircut, to trek up to the barbers just to trek back cause they're shut So my hair is messed up, I can't be arsed to style it, I let myself go, and can't be arsed to fight it I've lost all control and can't be arsed to find it Ha, freestyling this song, I can't be arsed to write it Can't be arsed to rap on beat, I rap off Beat Hehe! Can't be arsed to even laugh properly Can't be arsed to try composing melodies with no luck I C.B.A. to write my own hook! Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it It doesn't matter what it is, man, I can't be arsed Come to think of it, I can't be arsed to not be arsed And if I can't be arsed to not be arsed, I can't be arsed to not be arsed to not be arsed So I guess that means I can't be arsed to write filler Because I can't be arsed to be considered anything apart from an ice-cold mic-k**er Can't be arsed with your rap so I will write songs Can't be arsed with tiredness so I sleep all night long Can't be arsed to go on the doll so I got a full-time job Got a girlfriend that can't be arsed to pull my knob Can't be arsed to masturbate, over the past few days I've been far too busy to be arsed to procrastinate I stand out, can't be arsed to hang out in the background Hit the gym cause I can't be arsed to carry all that fat round Keep it deep I can't be arsed to dumb the track down I can't be arsed to not make my mum and dad proud I Can't be arsed to be fat, so when I see snacks I think "You know what? I can't be arsed to eat that." Can't be arsed to die young from heart disease Can't be arsed to force my blood through clogged up arteries Can't be arsed to be hard to please so I take it easy cause I can't be arsed to make my own life hard for me I'd like to say I do it for my health but I just can't be arsed to delegate I do it all myself Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it Effort? Eff-it, Eff-it I used to think: "Eff-it, I'm not doing it." But now I think: "Eff-it, I'm doing it!" I used to think: "Eff-it, I'm not doing it." But now I think: "Eff-it, I'm doing it!"