Dan Bull - Super Smash Bros lyrics
[Intro:] [Dan Bull:] Oi, Shizzy! [Shizzy:] Yeah? [Dan Bull:] Rap battle? Super Smash Brothers? [Shizzy:] Wreck [Dan Bull:] Sorted [Verse 1: Shizzy] Look, you've been invited to the battlefield of war With a cast of characters I'm sure you have all seen before I'm the Master Hand from smacking you, I'm snatching up your score Ganon to the Dorf, slamming to the floor, kats I'm packing up for sure Trophy on my shelf after Yoshi loses his health Eating like Wario, I gradually loosen my belt Cuz I get a tad ga**y after having devoured Competitors for an hour, more boss than Bowser [Verse 2: Dan Bull] I'm a bad mother! The master of Super Smash Brothers True fact, don't believe me? Then you can ask others Got fond memories of smashing them like past lovers So ama** your gang together for the Last Supper I'll hack and slash them like a beam sword through a pack of bu*ter I'm heavyweight rolling through like a fat trucker Slap daft buggers from behind like a back scrubber Give you a palette swap, to blue and black colours [Verse 3: Shizzy] Back brother! Venues get ripped for days Powerful, like Skull Kid, I'll flip the stage It won't take a Final Smash from me to bring you D-Day I'll just wind up and punch your lights out like DK What did he say? You never heard someone mad before? Murdering anyone ever to make it, like the Master Core? If you're taking a minute to battle it's easy Break the controller, blast your TV That'll be way better off for your health It'll be worse if you ever did see me [Hook: Dan Bull] Smash! Smash! Brother, smash! Smash! You better dash! Dash! Brother, dash! Dash! Or you'll get smashed! Smash! Brother, smash! Smash! You better dash! Dash! Brother, dash! Dash! Or you'll get smashed! [Verse 4: Dan Bull] Do you want to demolish this jaunty song? Take me on one v one, I'll prove you promptly wrong You're an iddy biddy little Diddy, I'm a Donkey Kong I'm a Fazioli grand piano, you're a Honky Tonk Is it bad form to smack you off the platform So hard your head cracks open like a Smash Ball? My home run bat will smack you through the back door So hard you'll be like: "Ow, what you do that for?" [Verse 5: Shizzy] Spitting that fire and bringing you hell Chillen in first? I got a Blue Shell Go tell ya momma and go tell ya gramma If they play too I'm swinging a hammer I'm taking no damage I'm holding the star And I'm more of a star than a Luma with bars A legend in fact you can ask about him I'll burn you like punches from Captain Falcon [Verse 6: Dan Bull] I'll cook and sauté you 'til we need some more players What's fun is four players, as fun as foreplay is I ain't got beef with you, you little Pikachu But come and see me on the stage if you're eager to You'll see the truth, the reason for my fame When I finish you, what can I say but "Game." [Hook: Dan Bull] Smash! Smash! Brother, smash! Smash! You better dash! Dash! Brother, dash! Dash! Or you'll get smashed! Smash! Brother, smash! Smash! You better dash! Dash! Brother, dash! Dash! Or you'll get smashed! [Outro: Dan Bull] Smaaaashed Smaaaaaaaashed Smaaaaaaaaaaaaashed