Dan Bull - Ma** Effect lyrics

Ma** Effect I'm Commander Shepard The man with the method To brandish a weapon And then handle the geth with it I'm an effortless hero My rhymes shines brighter than Element Zero Bringing more fire than Emperor Nero It's the end of an era, yo! There's something mysterious with Saren Arterius Committing violence against Nihlus I'm furious I'll chase him from place to place Base to base Until we're face to face I'm serious From the Sirius Relay to Artemis Tau I'll tighten the net, I'm not far from him now I'll fight all the geth till that ba*tard is found And leave his heart in the ground I'm the southpaw outlaw scoundrel Bringing down more tools than a whole ground force Listen out now, fool It's pretty damn doubtful That I'll be sitting down with the Citadel Council The Reapers are keen to bring about your downfall So me and my team are about to flout laws I'll introduce to the whole of my party Garrus, Liara T'Soni and Tali Wrex, Kaiden, Ashley, Joker, the Army You roll with an asari Older than Atari A krogan that'll leave you cold within a heartbeat My team's hotter than a stolen Ferrari Can a volus go shoulder to shoulder with me? Hardly My ship's seen off more foes than a Somali's So we're going on safari To the far reaches, it'll be gnarly Seeing stranger creations than Dalí And breaking more faces than Arnie Ma** Effect 2 Blown to pieces And rea**embled I don't believe this It's bleeding mental But then again, with these credentials Can they be blamed for believin' me essential I don't want to be nervously lunchin' with Cerberus I'd prefer to be punchin' a journalist Soupin' up all my guns for the skirmishes In which I'll puncture the firmament Permanent I'm bringin' a lyrical Ma** Effect My sk** it'd k** a million billion ma**ive geth Commander Shepard's formidable syllables Hitting the pinnacle, it's a miracle That commands ma** respect Incontestable, I'm a professional But my new boss is less than respectable So you better cover up your testicles 'Cause my next method's something of a spectacle More fresh and raw Than a vegetable Coming from the underground With the hunger of a Thresher Maw I leave the rachni with a black eye Slap pyjaks with a backhand Never act nice Rap lines sharper than cacti Or the bite of a varren on a barren planet Baptized in flame Rise again In fact, I'm insane Providing pain, back from the afterlife Packin' an appetite to invade This ain't a drivin' range But I'll leave you with eighteen holes Inside of your brain Like a Swiss cheese b**h, please You'll disbelieve the manner in which I kick frees Bringing Sci-Fi to your Hi-Fi Is the highlight of your lifetime With ease This is just the beginning