Dan Bull - Ma** Effect Epic Rap lyrics

Yo I'm commander Shepard, the man with the method to brandish a weapon and then handle the Geth with it I'm an effortless hero, my rhymes shine brighter than element zero Bringing more fire than emperor Nero, it's the end of an era Yo! There's something mysterious with Saren Arterius committing violence against Nihlus I'm furious I'll chase him from place to place base to base until we're face to face I'm serious From the Sirius Relay to Artemis Tau, I'll tighten the net I'm not far from him now I'll fight all the Geth 'till that ba*tard is found, and leave his heart in the ground I'm the southpaw outlaw scoundrel bringing down more tools than a whole ground force Listen out now fool it's pretty damn doubtful that I'll be sitting down with the citadel council The reapers are keen to bring about your downfall so me and my team are about to flout laws I'll introduce you to the whole of my party, Garrus, Liara T'Soni, and Tali Wrex, Kaidan, Ashley, Joker, the army, you roll with an asari older than Atari A krogan that'll leave you cold within a heartbeat, my teams hotter than a stolen Ferrari Can a Volus go shoulder to shoulder with me? Hardly, my ship's seen off more foes than a Somali's So we're going on safari, to the far reaches it'll be gnarly, seeing stranger creations than Dali, and breaking more faces than Arnie Ma** Effect, Two Blown to pieces, and rea**embled, I don't believe this, it's bleeding mental But then again, with theses credentials, can they be blamed for believing me essential? I don't wanna be nervously lunching with Cerberus, I'd prefer to be punching a journalist Souping up all my guns for the skirmishes, in which I'll puncture the firmament, permanent I'm bringing a lyrical ma** effect, my sk** it'd k** a billion million ma**ive geth Commander Shepard's, formidable syllables, hitting the pinnacle, it is a miracle that commands ma** respect Incontestable, I'm a professional, but my new boss is less than respectable, so you better cover up your testicles, cos my next method's something of a spectacle More fresh and raw, than a vegetable, coming from the underground with the hunger of a Thresher Maw I leave the Rachni with a black-eye, slap Pyjak with a backhand never act nice Rap lines sharper than a cacti, or the bite of a Varren on a barren planet Baptised in flame, rise again in fact I'm insane Providing pain, back from the afterlife packing an appetite to invade This isn't a driving range but I leave you with eighteen holes inside of your brain Like a swiss cheese, b**h please, you'll disbelieve the manner in which I kick frees Bringing Sci-Fi to your Hi-Fi is the highlight of your lifetime, with ease This is just the beginning