Dan Bull - Generation Gaming lyrics

Monopoly was not for me Chess made me stressed out So the only way I could get down was with Pocket electronics and bleeps Ever since my Game Boy made toys obsolete I've been a well behaved boy That played inside and stayed off the streets Yes, so I got my electric shocks From Tetris blocks and Mario Land But there wasn't much room for much for mushrooms I was the man, man With the pad in my hand Hammerin' at it while eating my breakfast Bein' the best That was the plan Beatin' the rest And leavin' them breathless Please believe me Nobody could beat me at Tetris I f**in' rock Droppin' blocks like heads I'm choppin' blocks I was on some Next sh** And I still got a flame For puzzle games Like HD Hexic But when the PC came My gaming taste became eclectic This day's grim (It's raining) It's raining What wonderful weather for gaming The sun's blazing (The sun's blazing) So let's stay in It's wonderful weather for gaming I was the geeky one I really wanted a PC CD-ROM And got it 8-mega RAM A CRT screen She was some top kit Free moments were devoted To keystrokes And the odd click Far more into dark forces then Even the Star Wars kid And Civilization II is a brilliant game That you really should play and I still do today Computer games improve your brain It's proven, mate So if you behave in stupid ways Then please refrain from blaming GTA I really hate excuses I may just shoot my teacher's face Nah, I'm already embroiled In getting these Tesla coils Ready in my base The Russians are comin' With trucks full of gunmen I need to be safe But maybe the green beret Could lead the way And see us through At least till we replace The PC games With PS2 This day's grim (It's raining) It's raining What wonderful weather for gaming The sun's blazing (The sun's blazing) So let's stay in It's wonderful weather for gaming Takin' control of Somebody else's console With no remorse I was so debauched My only thoughts Were total scores on Tony Hawk's Or runnin' amok In Smuggler's Run Smugglin' guns and d** For fun And pullin' a gun on Any NPC I see or stumble upon GTA III made me inclined To k** repeatedly The spinal chills of Silent Hill Are still on my mind and Creepin' me the f** out Look out, pull out your sawn-off shotgun 'Cause there's a hot zombie nurse That wants to hurt you And cut off your oxygen But as much as asphyxiation May be lots of fun I've got a crush, a fixation With PlayStation I'm in love So I said to the PS2 "Me and you need a breather" Then in 3 clicks I ordered an Xbox 360 off eBay This day's grim (It's raining) It's raining What wonderful weather for gaming The sun's blazing (The sun's blazing) So let's stay in It's wonderful weather for gaming So we switched teams to the 360 Glitch free Lots of slick features HD, HDD, I don't miss leads Gears is my gear But I gets my hits from Hitman The BioShock has Ma** Effect As I sink into Oblivion Splinter Cell's mint as well And Rainbow Six takes no prisoners It's the business And the cover system's f**in' wicked Duckin' and chuckin' a frag Blind fire from behind Piles of rubble and zippin' them up in a bag I'm lovin' the lack of health packs Puttin' a plaster on a fracture Or a shrapnel gash What the hell's that? In the new generation of computer gamin' You hold the left trigger half way down Or let the computer do the aiming So what are you complainin' for "The Forza scoreboard's been reset" Shut up and improve your Gamerscore Before you get the dreaded Red Ring of d**h This day's grim (It's raining) It's raining What wonderful weather for gaming The sun's blazing (The sun's blazing) David's raiding It's wonderful weather for gaming