Dan Bull - Minecraft vs Lego lyrics

[Intro: The Stupendium] It's the battle of the builders, bricks vs. blocks In the red corner Everybody's favorite precision-molded Master Builder The Lego Man And in the blue corner The polygonal pilgrim, the right-angled adventurer Minecraft Steve [Verse 1: Dan Bull] You might recognize me from the world's biggest video game They call me Steve, did they even give you a name? I'm the new kid on the block, bringing new blocks to the kids From the digital underground, don't need boxes and lids I'm freestyling lines that are dropping you dead Your hair's the only thing coming off the top of your head You're still under construction, can't be having much fun Amidst a world of bricks in which your fists can't even clutch one You're a bygone era, bargain bin man, your time's passed Your style's child's play, make way for Minecraft My blocks are rocks, logs, quartz and lapis While yours' are plastic and that's it Check my stats, look, I'm killing it on YouTube I can fell a forest with my fists, what can you do? I'll build an obsidian tomb and lock you up in there Mind you, I could do that with some tupperware [Verse 2: The Stupendium] Not fair to square raps against this cube No joints, I still articulate better than you I'm a classic, an icon, with style to boot 'Cause no matter what I'm wearing, it's a three-piece suit I have sparked imaginations, every kid in every nation On and on for generations, you can't stop what I'm creating Check my space station, no Tekkit installation You're low-res, homeless, no chance of overtaking I'm a timeless line of iconic design While you melt kids' minds one block at a time For centuries, we left child labour behind You've essentially trapped them all back in the mines Won't be fooled by the blocks that you got Without a Modpack, all you're rocking is rocks So have fun as you fumble in the dirt Want to step to me? You'll see how much that hurts [Chorus: Nice Peter] You got two rappers but the battle's six-sided Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize It's apparently imperative we get it decided Which brick clique gets kids excited? [Verse 3: Dan Bull] Gather 'round, everybody, drum roll please And see the freak with two bumholes, jeez If you come for Steve, then your loot gets dropped I'm rocking more blocks than a Rubik's shop Look, the truth is, I don't want to keep dissing But you're useless soon as there's one piece missing I'm an unlimited fun-bringing don of construction I worked it out myself, you just follow instructions I brave caves for days, digging diamonds, capping Creepers Sending spiders to the grave, can you keep up? Nah I can end an Enderman while he renders in More architecturally smart than Simon Henderson Don't send for the Avengers, Marvel, I'm assembling You can't even take your trousers down without dismembering Now we're entering Survival Mode You're just gathering dust so here's the final blow [Verse 4: The Stupendium] Trample me? You'll need more than a horse 'Cause you're tangling with a toy box, tour-de-force I may be a plaything but I break the mould Everyday, three-hundred thousand of me get sold Heard of Overwatch? Did you hope to contend? 'Cause we're over Notch, yeah, your trend's at an end You overshot if you came to depend On the whims of the net just to get dividends Your phenomenon topped all the charts, it's true But they dropped off faster than Notch dropped you A decade ago, you were top of the views But you'd still be at the bottom if it wasn't for Pewds Sticks and stones may break my bones But they aren't intimidating when they're all you own Want to get a brick-slap from some bric-a-brac? Better pack your bits into your zip while I'm building me a throne [Chorus: Nice Peter] You got two rappers but the battle's six-sided Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize It's apparently imperative we get it decided Which brick clique gets kids excited? [Verse 5: EpicLLOYD] Listen up, I've had just about enough of this Insufferable blubbering from rubble and a couple bricks Meet the product of all that you've accomplished I'm the new stud in this construction triumvirate An out-of-date Java game cobbled together And a pathetic little relic that's desperate for relevance The best of both your elements, expensive as I'm elegant Playtime paradigm? I just left you in some sediment