Dan Bull - World of Warcraft Rap lyrics

[Verse 1: Shizzy VI] You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft Armour way stronger than the steel that your sword has Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power Blood spills, I get the taste for fun Pop flyer than a Harpy you'll be leaving as a faceless one Will I rule this world no doubt one day Cos I'm way sicker than the Corrupted Blood Plague Planetary burner, igniting all your servers The bull's running with me, your only options to serve us The moment players heard us, they've bowed at the auras Without the need of combat, and honestly it bores us Cos no one comes close to a smidgen of my strength No race no faction, no ones shortening the length Of time I'll be sitting on my throne, try? I'll split you You'll be swimming with the fishes, floating with the Jinyu's You're nothing but a gnome, what's a Dwarf to a Dragon? Nothing but an insect, a fly I'll get to smackin' Standing twice as tall as a Magantaur, savage boss The biggest threat to ever be spawned in Azeroth The more that I reign, the more I get colder Executing everything from Imps to Ogres Voidwalkers, Trolls, every part of the Forsaken Every treasure in the world is mine for the taking Every human in the game and those at their computer screen Better take note that tyranny ain't new to me A demigod but I'm far from Cenarius The Dryads took note of that, and so they stay far from us My only alliance is with Dan, get in line For the slaughter that we're bringing forth, it worsens as time Goes by, so say your goodbyes, no matter the amount Cos after this moment, you're losing you account [Hook: Shizzy VI] Welcome to the World of Warcraft (x4) [Verse 2: Dan Bull] Thank you, Shizzy Holla! I'm the Asher Roth of Azeroth Watch a man with Valor mock you To abyssal depths amid the hellfire I ran amok I live on got it on lock mode Dan's hit a crossroads I take a dollar and change it to a million I've got loads I go hard I'm not just rock hard, I'm stone hard Flow hard Oh no, there are more blowhards I'm a bard that's a**ured to make you laugh Ask Mike Tyson what type of fuel you put in a car? "Gath" While other stars rest in Beverly Hills Brad Pitt's polar opposite sites developing sk**s You're acting silly, thus I spit with venom, spite And more vocal gadgets than Iron Man while you're a Mennonite Eminem consults me for advice I'm Marshall's refuge Point in case: I told him if he'd get rude He'd get huge I said a clever song would sell when beats are banging Man, I love giant sub ba**lines and a grand piano And I sure watch a lot of twerk clips on YouTube today I love thunder-clapping buns Show me that booty bay! But when the storm peaks don't let the thunder mar The wrinkles of grimmer things Swinging in your bra's underwire With all those ratchet hoes acting gross Don't they actually know About Venereal Disease? They could be catching loads I roll with practice The fact is it makes a tighter joint I don't vote for UKIP but I see Nijel's point Listen chum, I come from brum, a panned area But It's brill, and is where Tolkien lived, man, where are you? So take your gangsta clichés and all that junk back I don't own a single gun to necessitate a gun rack But after my hammer falls You'll feel the sword of vengeance Landing on you like a thousand needles String you up and left you hanging by a thread See the blood, watch it trickle down Amidst the mist, I've buried more bears than a fricking triple town My rhymes are dark, sure Well out of the suns reach To the point where the dusk would be some relief I'll do a thirty two bar verse on thumping beats But some of you don't ever look and see the puns beneath I've never let a failed conquest hold me under see My domination points to genius with every tumbling leaf Rap's lumberjack, I fell wood but when I splinter tree Post traumatic stress flows into me Cold and fresh as a winter spring What can I do for a song? I'm sure by now you've got an inkling I've got to win, to hold the honor, grasp it tight I grow old and see the west fall before I waive control of the mic [Hook: Shizzy VI] Welcome to the World of Warcraft (x2)