Dan Bull - MINECRAFT Epic RAp lyrics

[Intro] Heeelllo! So, alot of people want to know what "m.c." stands for "Is it, uh, 'microphone controller?'" Nope "Is it 'Master of Ceremony?'" Nope certainlly not It's MINECRAFT! And I am Dan Bull [Verse 1] I've got to admit I rather like playing MINECRAFT Even though the graphic style's Older than an iron bath Creative's great but on survival I am crap It's like the beginning of oblivion With the giant rats Swinging my fists around And all I hit's the ground This sh**'s tricky And I'm not spitting about the bristol sound Wish I could be whipping out A pixelated pistol POW Pigman down Now let's hit the town Before I got this game I promise you I did go out But I've given it up for bricks I'm clinically addicted now I need my fix Or else I'll never leave my little house Until I make it bigger When my finger simply clicks the mouse It fills me with a sensation of power That's why I'm building me a sensational tower To compensate for the shame When I gaze down in the shower I've played for hours I need to wee, so later I'll have to change my trousers [Hook] Just one more block And I swear I'll stop (swear I'll stop) Just one more block and I'll stop (shush) [Verse 2] Never mind beta blockers I'm playing beta And the blocks keep dropping Like SEGA's stocks lately Watch: I'm taking mobs down Like a crazy cop It'll take a hand amputation To make me stop Go figure My axe and crafting table made me lots Gold digger Better than Kanye and Jamie Foxx Behaving like an 80's b-boy: Breaking rocks Remaking the museum of buildings At Avoncroft It's like a Lego set With infinite bricks And no chance of your vaccum cleaner Picking up the bits When I feel Philosophical I sit and look at it And think I'd rather dig Than touch Venessa Hudgens' tits It's Like a game of Jenga Without your friends beside And there's a side I'm quite eager to emphisise Of course it's a geeky venture Are you then surprised Someone made a life-size model Of the enterprise? I went and tried that myself But I got bored quick Although I still managed to replicate The Borg ship And all it took Was one brick And one click I know what you're thinking No need to say it: I'm sick [Hook] [Outro] "Oh my God You play MINECRAFT? You're such a square" "Yeah, I like MINECRAFT It's positively delicious Dan Bull Do you dig? I do."